Well, I know this is like posting that really unflattering picture of your best friend, because you know they will forgive you and mostly because it’s so. damned. funny.

I used the zoom on Suzy a while back & damn if she doesn’t look like she’s been sitting at a bar for 4 hours, bemoaning her lot in life, crying in her beer over the fact she’s spayed, the fact she’s got to share time now with the OTHER dog, the fact that she now looks plus-sized next to that dog, when all she is is big-boned and she is just fine in her skin and who are these dog show judges defining the beauty myth?