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ACK!

I am seriously feeling the panic. Part of it is because many things are still undefined, and I’m a planner. I think we’re going to figure out the bulk of it tonight, so that’s good. And we’ll be a-wrappin’ presents tonight, too. There is much! to! be! done! I need to mail things, too. Whups. And write people back. And remember the funny things I wanted to blog about. And do laundry. Oh lordy, the laundry. I discovered a shirt today that I had forgotten about and it was like a beacon from heaven, saving me from myself. Yay! Clean shirt!

It’s good this time of year to appreciate the little things. Like a clean shirt. And breathing. That’s like, the best invention ever. So repetitive. I need to do a little more. :)

Oh, one funny thing today – James was trying to tell me Jason Lee was playing Alvin in the new Chipmunks movie, and I finally had to say really loudly, “Alvin IS a chipmunk, James.” (and everyone around me was laughing, at me.) And because there has been a lot of hype about these Chipmunks, I keep getting that song stuck in my head, the one I only know one line to, “I hope I get a HUUUUULA hooop”, but enough of the melody to hear it over and over and over. So you know, as I pound my head towards madness, I’ll at least have a theme song.

Double Boiler Drama Bubble

So, today, I was all set on staying inside all day and watching Capote, while making some progress on the gift baskets we’re giving some of our friends & family. This was not to be, as you will see.

I had gotten chocolate & vanilla almond bark, and two bags of pretzel rods – plus mini M&M’s and sprinkles, to make some kick-ass dipped pretzels. All was fine, I set up the double boiler and got the chocolate all melted & underway. But I’m factory-minded, you see – I don’t like to draw things out & if there’s a way to implement a system, especially a time-saving system, then I’m all for it. So I got out another pan, put some water in it, and then another saucepan, and put the white bark in it. That pan had a small lip on it, and balanced quite nicely over the water bath.

Or so I thought. When it was time to move over to the vanilla bark, I went to stir it, and kerploosh! I knocked the delicately balanced pan of almond bark smack into the boiling water, scalding my hand and dumping water INto the almond bark. I quickly poured out the water, but if you’ve ever worked with almond bark or chocolate, incorporating water? It’s a Very. Bad. Thing.

I tried a little unsalted butter to un-seize it, to no avail. I dug the package back out, and it mentions how you’re not supposed to put water into it – along with milk, butter, margarine, blah blah blah, basically the only thing that could possibly rescue this solidifying mass was …. Crisco.

So off to the grocery store I went, getting Crisco, along with more almond bark. It took me a whopping two minutes after I got home to determine, no, actually, I am not going to rescue the first batch, and I just started over.
With a different pan. I do learn.

I made a huge amount of festive, dipped pretzels, and bagged them up. The kitchen and dining room looked like Santa’s Workshop & Kitchen simultaneously exploded, but I knew I had the evening to pull everything together, as James was coming home later from hunting. Then the phone rang, and it was James, stranded on the side of the road, two hours south. So I looked up a tow truck, sent it off to tow him to the closest town, and hustled to drive down & get him. He said two hours, but I was pleased to shave a good thirty minutes off that estimate. Poor dude. Not the best weekend for him. His truck is sitting at a service station in El Dorado, MO & this week, will get a new pulley-something along with an alignment and tires. Christmas for the F-150!

Even without the truck costs, I still don’t think I could justify having two double-boilers. Nice as that may be. ;) Ya just really don’t need to double boil things simultaneously too often. And I may never do these pretzel things again. Collector’s items, baby.

I’ve Crossed A Line Into Old Ladydom….

….because I wrote my City Councilwoman, Cathy Jolly, this morning…

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Ms. Jolly –

I am a resident of the Sixth District, and I voted for you in the last election – along with Mark Funkhouser. Just as I am sure you receive support and advice from your husband, I expect anyone who is married to benefit from their spouse’s perspective and support. I am married to a Hickman Mills schoolteacher, and despite opposing political beliefs, we also work together as a team to make our own world a better place. That said! I did not elect Gloria Squitiro to office. I did not request that she be present in the mayoral offices every day. And yet now, my tax dollars are most likely going to pay for a discrimination settlement caused by her. This is ridiculous. The city just battled through the Frances Semler debacle, and instead of allowing her to step down, Funkhouser insisted she remain & we as a city have lost the respect and support of NATIONAL Hispanic and African-American groups in this country. Perception IS reality in this country, and from the outside looking in, we have regressed as a city in a very short amount of time.

I have grown increasingly concerned by the behavior of our mayor, and his extreme unwillingness to compromise, to abide by the voters’ decisions, and to forward his own agenda. I think his wife’s influence and constant presence is denigrating the role of the mayor, it is taking focus away from where this city is headed, and is frankly making me long for the days of Emmanuel Cleaver and Kay Barnes. The whole point of electing a non-career politician to the mayor’s office was to bring about change that was for the people, not just fund the Mark and Gloria Show. Frankly, the promise to eradicate steel plates in the roads was key to his election, and I haven’t seen a decrease whatsoever – my perception is that I now drive over MORE of those things than I did a year ago. I am heartened to see the City Council actually stand up to the mayor, and I can only hope that this continues. The first step is to prevent future racial slurs and transgressions (and lawsuits!!!) and remove Ms. Squitiro from her self-appointed daily presence and role in the mayor’s office. The second step is to somehow introduce the concept of compromise to the mayor, and that will be harder, I’m sure. I just don’t want to have to keep paying the price tag for an administration that isn’t listening to the people, that continues to dig in its heels and insist on creating even greater racial divides in a city that sorely needs unity. Kansas City is on the brink of a revolt against the current administration, and I would hate to see elected officials such as yourself lumped in with the climate and perception Mark Funkhouser has created.

I appreciate the time spent in reading my letter.
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Now, this is a knitting and all-about-me blog. I bitch about bad drivers, sing sonatas about dining and food, put up pictures of my dogs and vent about stupid things. I go on and on about grief, partly as a form of coping, partly to help someone else who might read this and realize they aren’t crazy. Or at least alone. I touch on some political hot buttons here and there, and yet I know that when it comes to the fluffernutter tar baby (ooh, is that racial?) of local politics, there’s a 100 sides and unless you’re reading and combing through material all the frickin’ time, looking at you Tony, it’s hard to be certain you have the total picture. But I don’t really care right now about digging and doing a ton of research at this point. The mayor I elected is driving this city into the ground through sheer stubbornness. Don’t get me wrong, I love the notion of untouchable principles, I want an elected official who isn’t a career politician, I wish Paul Wellstone was still alive. He embodied that. So I just got pissed this morning and sent a letter. I can’t say I believe it’ll make a bit of difference? But if it could, if it does, well, then, maybe this whole power-to-the-people thing still stands a fighting chance.

I need to go shake my cane at someone.

B-HIND, that’s B- HIND

It’s my best game of Bingo, ever.
B-HIND, N-JOY, I-DRINK, G-I’MSCREWED

I am whatcha might call a little not so organized for Christmas. Or anything else. And really, all I’m inclined to do about it is drink a six-pack of cider & eat some Fritos and gaze upon the un-organization and panic and little fingers of terror and go, “DURRRR” like some giant sloth creature. (It IS a bitch to get the bottle caps off when you only have three fingers and the nails are too long…)

But we’re off to a holiday party tonight, and you will never guess where! NEVER! Unless I already told you, and then it’s not fair to play the game. At the DENTIST. Yes. JWo & I go to the same dentist, and they are having an office holiday party. And they invite their patients. And frankly, with all the money I spent on Molar No. 19 this year, I believe I have earned a few free appetizah and somesink to drink. (sorry, weird reference. $4.20. It’s a compulsion!*) I’m only disappointed my endodontist isn’t having a holiday party because I spent even more money with them and I would expect top-shelf liquor there.

We’re really going because our hygienist is like, the greatest gal ever, and since I’ve been going to this dentist group since I moved to town, I’ve had two dentists and about 5 hygienists, but in the past 5-6 years, it’s been all Danica, and since JWo and I are about 3 months apart in our cleanings, she stays pretty up-to-date on our lives – and remembers everything! So we really like her and it will be nice to talk to her, and Doctor Morgan, and be able to have complete conversations that don’t go “Uhngh huh, arrrrrrup unk uhoooaiaiai errrre,” on our parts.

I kind of want to show them my crown post-root-canal. I won’t, because I know that’s just a little too nuts. But when you spend more on a tooth than you do on your haircuts in an entire year? It can make you a little crazy. Uhngh huh!

*Chinese restaurant in the skyway of Minneapolis, had service over lunch down to a factory science. They’d shout as you went through the line: Appetizah? Somesink to drink? For here to go? $4.20. And you had a lunch and were out the door in record time.

Heaven Help Us…..

Zubaz are back.

Now I KNOW the end is nigh.

In other news, my friend Greg kicked my butt to get on Facebook and now I’m completely and utterly addicted.
Be mah friend! plazajen AT gmail dotcommmmm
But don’t wear zubaz. plez.

New York Times, baby.

Hubster made the multimedia portion of the article on global warming – he’s the one cooking biscuits & gravy while calling in ducks – and I had tears in my eyes hearing his voice in the interview. So proud I could burst.

Sadly, Suzy did not get captured in any of the photos. If you’ll note, the dog that was photographed was wearing a jacket. Here’s a flashback to how much Suzy likes to wear a jacket.
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(Polly? Loves it. James put it on Tripper, and he loves it, too.)
CheerfulPolly

Ice, Ice Baby!

First of all, I hate ice. I realized after moving into this band/zone weather area that while I gave up living with winter for 8 months out of the year (ok, 5, but sometimes it was 6, and sometimes we went for a month with no sunshine), there was a trade-off. There’s always a trade-off. And the trade-off for potentially having daffodils burst out of the ground in March is ice. Treacherous, power-killing, horrible ice. I seriously have had some practice at being a shut-in – if not for the cookie exchange yesterday, I wouldn’t have left the house. When you turn on the news in the morning & see a rollover accident with five cars involved and it took place a mile from your house? That’s good enough for me to keep it parked.

Anyway, this weekend was just a precursor to the TERROR that is incoming today/tomorrow. Personally, I hate the forecast? But I love the graphics. For instance, everyone uses bright pink for this slushy ice stuff. So with the way my mind thinks, we’re about to be drenched in Pepto-Bismol.
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Then we have this ominous line of storms (not pink) heading our way….(I added the panic wording)

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And all of it sort of reminded me of this movie:

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I could hear the duh-dun, duh-dun music just looking at the radar. I’m surprised nobody’s gotten on TV and told me to wear my bicycle helmet while driving, just for that extra layer of protection if my side-curtain airbags don’t deploy. I’ll admit, though, I get swept up in it all. I fight the urge to rush to the grocery store, just because….because it could be inaccessible in a day. And I shudder to think about our power going out. (Seriously, if that happens, we are going to have to re-think the no-dogs-in-bed rule.) However, on a positive note, we are set for crafting. There is no yarn shortage at my house, and I will knit until my fingers are blue! Oh, and cookies. We’re in good shape on the cookie stock. If I could just have a guarantee that the power would stay on, and nothing would blow up at work, I’d say, “C’mon Pepto Storm, Bring IT.”

Pass The Euthanasia

I went to a cookie exchange this afternoon, barely flinching at the notion of missing the Chiefs game. That’s how disappointing this season has been.

Got in my car just after 5, and with the optimism that seems to be put in the city water, I turned on the radio to check on the game. 34-7. Denver. Gah. I listened to three plays – the first was a gain of 8 (Chiefs), the second was a sack, the third? Another sack with a fumble – turnover to Denver. I couldn’t stand it anymore and went back to NPR. This team has been riddled with injury, the offense is horrible, and all we can do now is look towards next year and hope that all the calls for Peterson’s removal are answered. (Nice photo, Carl. Was that taken 10 years ago? Right before things started to plummet?)

The only humane thing now is to put this season down. Shots of Pentobarbital for all my Chiefs fan friends….

(I know my husband is totally laughing at me. He thinks it’s hysterical when I “talk football”, but he’s the one who first told me that CP is at the root of our team’s problems. The more I read, the more this is confirmed! And the more I watch us lose…. it’s 41-7 now……)

Awash

The older you get, the more you forget things. Not that they ever completely leave you, but they get buried, they blend in, you don’t see the sharp outline. Something that was huge (HUGE!) when you were 16 feels like a small divot of earth at 39. You run your finger along the groove of mortar between the bricks so many times, you no longer notice the small stone that is embedded there, it is simply part of the fabric of the wall, your history, your life.

And then, someone says something. Or you smell it. Or it comes up in casual conversation. For me, hearing just two words strung together – eleven small letters – was the emotional equivalent of grasping a live power line. At first I didn’t even understand what was happening. (I’m not going to tell you what the words were, yet. I want to explain their effect, and I feel if I tell you? It cheapens the moment. You will focus on the lines and curves of those letters, predetermining the amount of emotion you think you should absorb. Into the pool, I say, all the way to the bottom.) I felt as though a closet door had been opened, and a thousand Revere Copper-Bottom Saucepan Lids had fallen around me. Bright glints, a rapid slide show from my childhood. Reduced to tears, but out of a place of winsome joy. A thin slice of wistful sadness, knowing I would never hear them again from the person who said it to me the most. Where I had been when I heard those words, many times in my life. What it meant then. How I know what it meant now. How I know now, with my father dead and my mother living her separate life, what they wanted for me as my parents, regardless of their own weaknesses and baggage. Two words, the essence of love. A wish for peace. Simply the best. Simply to be safe. Simply to be happy. So many other points in life they pushed, they set my goals, they pushed me into the mold they thought would break them free of their own chains. But each night, after we said our goodnights, my father would pause, and say ‘sweet dreams’.

James said the very same thing to me the other night just before falling asleep, and I made him repeat it – I felt bewildered and confused. Like someone finally said the password to my soul, and even if he’d said it before, it could only be said in the dark of a chilly December night, on that night, and that night alone, and one of my deeply forgotten pieces would unlock and reveal that it had been there all along, waiting to be rediscovered. The small pebble in the mortar became a button that opened a brick, a secret passageway, a hideaway to a memory that had gotten lost, under all the other things. A little cubbyhole that will help soften the harshness of the past, a footnote to some of the other memories that curse and drive me still today. Today, as I write this, tears fall, the tears I’ve held at bay all week through my frustration and anger. I have been bitter and angry and out of sorts, disgusted with the past, desirous of controlling the future. But that night, I felt bathed in love, old and new, and I knew that I was loved.

An Extremely Snuggly Baby….

I am having a rough week. It’s just rough. I’m tired. If I were Lucy in the chocolate factory, you’d see me staring straight at those pieces of chocolate as they shot by & fell right off the automated belt. (I feel like I’m letting things slide. I beat myself up and I get up and hustle around but still the things? They slide. Right off. Bad chocolate assembly line supervising.)

But this? This is not rough. This is sweet. This is Kara, who is in her 4th week on this earth. She is going to hate me someday, if only because of my camera flash. YOU! You’re the lady that blinded me, every time I saw you! And I say “saw you” loosely, since it was always mere moments before you BLINDED ME.

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I’d look indignant, too, if you flashed your brights in my face from 10″ away. And even though the tulip sweater I knit her is going to have to wait, probably many weeks, as in 52 or more, the hat fit her splendidly. So she has some hand knitting for now, and some for later.

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The best time to hold babies is when they’re full, woozy and drunk from mom’s milk. She is a snuggler, and curled right up in my arms. If I hadn’t been holding her, I think she might have curled right up into a circle, like a little caterpillar. So as I sit here and feel stress lacing up my muscles like a corset and my mind swirls and eddies and I fight the feeling of a large beer keg crushing my lungs, I just remember that there is peace on earth, found in the smallest of things and the smallest of creatures.

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