Month: April 2008 (Page 1 of 2)

Today was one of those rat race days – making me so glad it’s almost Thursday. I got lots of unpleasantness done today, which means the weekend approach moves should be a little more relaxed, a little less stressful. I do have one business thingy that will “go down” tomorrow, but I view it as conflict resolution, and I already know what I will ask for in the event things don’t go my way. Point, counterpoint. It does help when logic is on your side. I couldn’t even explain it all if I tried, but suffice it to say, it’s the same old song and dance of salesperson-boss-client-agency, and my job is to make sure my client is happy, and if I can’t get them that, I can at least make it clear the lengths to which we went in the effort to obtain ‘happy’.

OK, I have more to say? But I’m out of time. I’ve been away from this for almost two hours! See ya tomorrow – after I kick a li’l ass….

….to use freezer paper.

I have no idea what this person is doing, but I must say, it was a fresh alternative to beanie babies peering back at me.

OK, I know most of you know that I can fall victim to the belief that the Next Big Thing can truly change my life in every way imaginable. If I accrue enough plastic tubs and storage items, when the tipping point is reached, then I will finally become organized. Know where everything is. You know …. kinda impossible. But I do keep the hope alive.

That said, I did discover a product that has made a huge difference in my life. And I love it/them. And so far? After two weeks? They’re still working for me, and I’m a lot more organized, at least in one small area of my life. What is it? Well, it’s these flocked hangers. Prior to these, I was using oversized/large plastic hangers, and discovering that I still had to fold clothing over the lower bar of the hanger for it to stay on. Much of my wardrobe is knits, and many of those are slinky/slippery/smooth fabric and they just won’t stay on a hanger. So I found that much of my wardrobe was not visible to the eye and everything took up twice as much space, if not more. And I thought I’d give these a go. Well, hell’s bells, they work like a charm. I even got a set of the pant hangers & draped my skirts on them. Now, when I look at my side of the closet, I can readily see all of my tops and make a choice based on a visual cue, versus relying on memory or a vague recollection. You can’t use them for wet clothes, so I’m employing the plastic hangers down in the laundry room, and switching the clothes over once they’re dry. They’re also super skinny, so a lot more fits in the space. And shirts aren’t falling off to disappear at the back of the closet! I love ’em. There’s my toot-toot for those hangers. (I know, I’m no Billy Mays!) I’ve seen them at Target, but I know with my 20% off coupon for BB&B, the 50 hangers for $32 was a pretty sweet deal.

In other news, we are still waiting for Tripper to outgrow some dastardly puppy behavior. He loves to chew. Chew, chew, chew. And we have all sorts of bones – real and faux – but left to his own devices, he has destroyed many a random thing. A new rubber rug from Target lost a corner in just a few minutes of being left in the house alone – a plastic thermometer, a screwdriver, and yesterday, he took a plastic milk jug (James uses them in the greenhouse & the coldframe) and destroyed it to a million little pieces. He’s like our own live shredder. But does he take the credit card offers and junk mail that needs shredding? No. He had an old paintbrush that was actually pretty comical to see, as he ran around with the brush end sticking out, like he was off to whip up his next masterpiece. And on Saturday, he got ahold of a knife of James’ (he likes to go into James’ workshed and root around for oddities that an ordinary lab wouldn’t discover). So he’s running around with this plastic-handled pocket knife (open!) looking like a goddamned pirate, without his eye patch. I quickly got that away from him and into an up-high, inaccessible spot. And we have to put the lid on the trash down, or else he’s in there, discovering things like cream cheese wrappers or the ends of baby bok choy. I just shake my head. No magic solution for this except time – and vigilance!

I really can get quite giddy when people think I’m stupid. Sometimes, I get pissed, or truly angry, or even upset for long periods of time, but there are certain situations when people think I don’t see things, or have the inability to perceive things correctly, or that they can outright lie to me while patting me on the head like the Grinch did to Cindy Lou Who.

And while I may bristle a bit at the head patting (condescension is SO not the path of headway with me), I absolutely laugh, nay, CHORTLE when someone thinks I’m blind as a bat (and you have siiiight).
(abrupt subject change)

Speaking of blind mice, have you played PackRat on Facebook? That is the devil’s online game, and I am cursing the day Kristin invited me to play. As James curses me, for getting him to play it. Frankly speaking, I need more friends so I can steal things from you, so let me know if you’re out there & playing it. How’s that for forthright?

Meanwhile, I’m chortling away this afternoon. I may have a gajillion faults and weaknesses, but stupidity is rarely the cause.

I realized about 10 minutes ago that the reason things hurt is that I hadn’t taken any pain relievers since 8 a.m. And that I’d planned to take some more at lunch, but then promptly forgot.

It’s made for a semi-cranky demeanor, not to mention the fact that all the other muscles are a little irritated to be carrying more than their load. I appreciate the sympathy & concern – and had there been a glimmer of worry that it was in fact broken, I’d have gone to the doctor. I still will, if it doesn’t continue to improve. According to my at-home physician (JWo) (who is assisted by Nurse Tripper – boys are nurses too!), the swelling had gone down a fair amount in one day. It does still hurt, but I did the “Is Your Ankle Broken” checklist, and as long as there’s improvement, I should be fine. I do love, however, how every one of these online checklists incorporates something like, “Do a visual check, and if there are bones protruding from the skin, seek medical attention.” Oh, really? Ya think? I’ll get to the doctor right after I’ve recovered from puking and passing out from SEEING MY BONES coming through my skin. Fuuu-uck. I love how our litigious and Darwin-Award-driven society has removed all semblances of common sense. (Obviously, my 1,000 mg of pain reliever has not kicked in yet. Hi, Grouchers!)

I will end on a high note. I’ve saved this in my Bloglines, because it makes me grin every time I see it. And given the footwear, it feels vaguely appropriate. Except I’m pretty sure this hammy doesn’t actually walk around in doll shoes.

(From Cute Overload, natch.)

I’m seriously thinking my last moment in life will involve me in the tub. Taking a header. Isn’t that a pretty common way to go? My lack of grace and sprained ankle have left me incredibly frustrated today (and in a fair amount of pain that isn’t getting deadened from the handful of anti-inflammatories…) I stayed home today & kept up on things at work via email (thankfully!) and now I’m mustering the strength to go out and get myself some gimp-helpers, namely an ace bandage & possibly an air splint. Oh, and if there are any vicodin lying about on the ground, I’m going to pick those up, no matter how much it hurts at the time.

I did put some DPN holders into my etsy shop, and have quite a few more to put in there, so I’m not skipping the big alert/update, I just want the people who are interested to have a full selection! I need to get some more elastic, but …. the gimp thing again. Sigh. Frustrating! Tripper thinks it’s awesome though, because he’s gotten to sleep out in the living room all day, instead of in his crate. At least one of us is having an awesome day!

Well, I’m off to hobble through the CVS. If you see me, I’ll be the pissy lady brandishing a sporty blue cane. In other words, keep back about four feet!

It just got nuttier after that last post. Yes, I got my timesheets done. And then I decided to go back to the copier before I left – it was about 6:00 – and what happened? I tripped on the carpet, grabbed at my white board (which, let it be clear, offered NO support) and fell and sprained my ankle. And people were still there, and the huge white board crashing down caused a few faces to poke their heads in out of concern.

Excellent. I’m so graceful and now I’m a gimp to boot.

But! I have a lovely husband. He went and got dinner, waited on me all evening, and offered lots of sympathy. And I finished packaging & photographing a whole bunch of DPN holders, so tomorrow & Thursday, I’ll be stocking my Etsy shop!

And muttering under my breath, “I’ve fallen! Goddammit!”