{"id":100,"date":"2004-12-11T09:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-11T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2004-12-11T09:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-11T14:53:00","slug":"double-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"Double Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did aqua aerobics, a long time ago, in a pool in Minneapolis. The day we tried it, the pool was very full. Full of people &#038; full as in a LOT of water. I guess that&#8217;s what makes it a pool. Anyway, the instructor insisted on having the exercises in the 5-foot section, and you were supposed to touch the bottom of the pool with your feet as you bounce around. When you&#8217;re 5&#8217;3&#8243;, this is a bitch, because you keep plunging most of your head underwater, and you&#8217;re trying to watch what he&#8217;s doing (yes, this was a guy instructor) and listen to what he&#8217;s shouting in this echoing huge olympic pool area. I got frustrated quickly, and reverted to what I always do when I&#8217;m no longer participating at 100%: being a smartass. My friend &amp; I were laughing about the rythmic dunking I was doing, and then I made the observation that this guy sounded exactly like Andre the Giant.  It was most funny when he&#8217;d yell, &#8220;DUH BUH TINE!&#8221;, which meant, &#8220;double time&#8221; and I was supposed to dunk myself at twice the annoying rate.  From that point forward, any time we needed to pick up the pace (shopping, driving, working), the rallying cry was &#8220;DUH BUH TINE!&#8221; accompanied by big waving arm movements.<br \/>\n<br \/>The holidays are comin&#8217;. I&#8217;m moving at DUH BUH TINE. It is all gonna get done, no matter how many times I have to get dunked. My best friend Shelley is coming over today to hang out &#038; knit, and I&#8217;m going to knit on holiday gifts, get some cleaning up done, make haystacks for the cookie exchange at work, and wrap presents. Then it&#8217;s off to do some more shopping, and get ready for tomorrow&#8217;s Survivor finale party, with homemade pizzas and 7 guests! DUH BUH TINE! DUH BUH TINE!<br \/>\n<br \/>It&#8217;s a fine line between accomplishment and drowning sometimes!!!!<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did aqua aerobics, a long time ago, in a pool in Minneapolis. The day we tried it, the pool was very full. Full of people &#038; full as in a LOT of water. I guess that&#8217;s what makes it a pool. Anyway, the instructor insisted on having the exercises in the 5-foot section, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}