{"id":1042,"date":"2007-04-19T11:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1042"},"modified":"2007-04-19T11:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T16:16:00","slug":"slap-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1042","title":{"rendered":"Slap This!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Wo outdid himself with a surprise yesterday&#8230;.. I came home &#038; eventually noticed my latest sock project was put on my chair. I said something, as I walked over to move it, thinking he had taken it off the tray table so he could use the table. Then I saw a crazy object underneath the knitting, and when I picked it up, it made a scraping noise. I shook it a little, and got even more scraping sounds. Since he is gearing up for turkey hunting, I muttered something like, &#8220;hmmmmm, and that&#8217;s a turkey call, never seen anything like THAT before, mmmmkaaaay&#8221; and he just stared at me.<\/p>\n<p>I clued in finally that this was something that maybe merited more attention from me. (Hey, I wasn&#8217;t called &#8220;Fogbanks&#8221; for nuttin&#8217;!) Turns out, I now own my very own VIBRASLAP.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_FtpS7UUhDjk\/RieWosxh4aI\/AAAAAAAAABw\/u4zGpCDOmqs\/s1600-h\/vibraslap.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp0.blogger.com\/_FtpS7UUhDjk\/RieWosxh4aI\/AAAAAAAAABw\/u4zGpCDOmqs\/s400\/vibraslap.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5055174732704506274\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the instrument the lead singer of Cake is always whacking &#038; it makes a delightful, long buzzing\/rattle. I&#8217;m totally joining a band now. And because I can also use a diaphragm turkey call, I could really be a show-stopper. Cluckin&#8217; and slappin&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>(And in case you read the comments and wondered if some miracle had taken place, Momma Linda is James&#8217; mom, my mother-in-law. She&#8217;s so great, and I&#8217;m not just saying that because she left me the nicest comment, ever. She just is.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wo outdid himself with a surprise yesterday&#8230;.. I came home &#038; eventually noticed my latest sock project was put on my chair. I said something, as I walked over to move it, thinking he had taken it off the tray table so he could use the table. Then I saw a crazy object underneath [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[24,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}