{"id":1067,"date":"2007-05-18T09:53:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T14:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1067"},"modified":"2007-05-18T09:53:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T14:53:00","slug":"were-losers-we-like-it-that-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1067","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re Losers &amp; We Like It That Way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, our local Ad Club held the annual &#8220;AdWars&#8221; trivia contest. A year ago, we came in second to last, so we didn&#8217;t hold out any wild hopes of first place, but we DID set a goal for ourselves to get to third from last.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, we came in last place.<\/p>\n<p>It might have had something to do with all the free beer. People at our table grew increasingly distracted (setting fire to the chopsticks, for example), and it was more a group gathering with chatter &#038; laughter than an actual competition. <\/p>\n<p>Losers at the trivia, Winners in Life. It was a lot of fun, and earlier in the evening, I started to get warm &#038; assumed, as usual, it was FLSS (Fat Lady Sweating Syndrome), but several of my tablemates also confirmed it was unusually warm in the room. Right after that, a chipper young thing came up &#038; asked me if I had bought my raffle tickets yet. Never missing an opportunity to negotiate for what :I: want in life, I said, &#8220;Hon, if you can get the a\/c turned on? I will buy raffle tickets from you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Off she scampered. And within a few minutes returned to tell me they were locating the thermostat &#038; taking care of it. So I bought $10 worth of tickets, shortly thereafter, we felt the air kick on, and I felt it was worth the ticket price alone. But don&#8217;t stop there &#8211; I later actually won THE one thing I wanted &#8211; a gift box from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indigowild.com\/\">Indigo Wild<\/a> &#8211; filled with 9 different soaps! Zum Yum, baby! I was quite happy, and apart from being hungry, the night was a true success. (If you&#8217;re starting a party at 5:30, you simply have to have enough food to constitute &#8220;dinner&#8221;, otherwise you end up with a table of shrieking drunks. Just a handy little Martha tip for party planners everywhere!) <\/p>\n<p>That said, the food was quite delectable. Little slices of fried beef &#038; chicken legs from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kansascitymenus.com\/emchamas\/\">En Chamas<\/a>, which had just been reviewed in the paper &#038; sounds freakin&#8217; awesome! Then there was cornbread &#038; chili from another place, and they ran out of cornbread AND the little beef slices in half an hour. <\/p>\n<p>Also, at some point in the evening, I became the table&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talksexwithsue.com\/index2.html\">Sue Johanson<\/a>, which was simultaneously amusing and uncomfortable.  Must be because I was the oldest person at the table (by a few months, but still.)  I had to make a phone call to the Wo to look up a definition &#038; then had to hang up abruptly because we could have been disqualified (even though my question had nothing to do with the ad trivia!) <\/p>\n<p>All in all, a fun night with co-workers &#038; it made for some amusing chatter today as well. One other person won a raffle prize &#8211; Queen&#8217;s Greatest Hits &#8211; so I&#8217;ll have to roll that through the iTunes rotation sometime today. Because We Are The Champions, my friend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, our local Ad Club held the annual &#8220;AdWars&#8221; trivia contest. A year ago, we came in second to last, so we didn&#8217;t hold out any wild hopes of first place, but we DID set a goal for ourselves to get to third from last. Sadly, we came in last place. 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