{"id":1069,"date":"2007-05-22T13:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-22T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1069"},"modified":"2007-05-22T13:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T18:14:00","slug":"warp-speed-mr-sulu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1069","title":{"rendered":"Warp Speed, Mr. Sulu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have got to change my ringtone, because last night was the finale of &#8220;24&#8221;, and for the past however many weeks, my cell phone ring has been the phone ring for the lines at CTU. I love saying, &#8220;Oh hang on, Jack Bauer&#8217;s calling.&#8221; Of course, I only say that to the Wo, and he tolerates it, albeit with an eye roll.<\/p>\n<p>I came :this: close to downloading Chewbacca last night, and had it been louder, I would have. Chewy cracks me up, probably because on the rare occasions Suzy talks to us? She sounds exactly like a Wookiee. I think I get more entertainment just listening to the 800 different ringtones &#8211; and the drawback of listening to so many is that I&#8217;m so distracted &#038; torn I can&#8217;t actually decide on one. <\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, work has turned into a cornpopper overnight. Industrial movie-theater sized popper. I have a rep who is twenty minutes late for our scheduled meeting, and I&#8217;m about ready to tell her (and her boss) to just pack it in and leave if\/when they ever freakin&#8217; show up. I can be late, but you can&#8217;t. It&#8217;s an EXCELLENT rule in my kingdom. I won&#8217;t do it, because there&#8217;s also always the chance I have the time wrong!<\/p>\n<p>So, I realize with my Chewbacca discussion, and the Warp Speed subject line, I&#8217;m mixing sci-fi metaphors like a cocktail, and probably violating 14 different codes of the genre. But I feel like I&#8217;m traveling at Warp Speed, and yammering about everything I have to do in the language of the Wookiees. <a href=\"http:\/\/rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh.blogspot.com\/\">RRRRRNNNNHHHHHHH<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Tell me what your ring tone is, too! I could use suggestions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have got to change my ringtone, because last night was the finale of &#8220;24&#8221;, and for the past however many weeks, my cell phone ring has been the phone ring for the lines at CTU. I love saying, &#8220;Oh hang on, Jack Bauer&#8217;s calling.&#8221; Of course, I only say that to the Wo, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}