{"id":1070,"date":"2007-05-23T13:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T18:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1070"},"modified":"2007-05-23T13:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T18:02:00","slug":"simply-smashing-my-dear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1070","title":{"rendered":"Simply SMASHING, My Dear!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see&#8230;<br \/>1. Forget coffee on the counter, check.<br \/>2. Forget to run dishwasher before leaving, check.<br \/>3. Use identically-shaped eye pencil in place of lip pencil and MARVEL the entire time that it doesn&#8217;t look like it normally does (pale lavender instead of burgundy.)Check!<br \/>4. Forget to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sephora.com\/browse\/product.jhtml?id=P1288&#038;searchString=shelaq\">She Laq<\/a> eyebrows, have them disappear by lunch. Check.<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;d say today&#8217;s been a bit rocky. At least (and my co-workers breathe collectively in relief) I got dressed and wore shoes. We must celebrate these things, because as evidenced by the above list, I could literally show up one day disheveled, un-caffeinated, no eyebrows, purple lips, and dirty dishes waiting at home. Without a shirt. Or worse, pants. <\/p>\n<p>Off to my client meeting! No eyebrows, but have resumed the caffeine intake &#038; my lips don&#8217;t look like I&#8217;m freezing\/drowning. Carry on!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see&#8230;1. Forget coffee on the counter, check.2. Forget to run dishwasher before leaving, check.3. Use identically-shaped eye pencil in place of lip pencil and MARVEL the entire time that it doesn&#8217;t look like it normally does (pale lavender instead of burgundy.)Check!4. Forget to She Laq eyebrows, have them disappear by lunch. Check. So I&#8217;d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1070"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1070\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}