{"id":1072,"date":"2007-05-25T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-26T02:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1072"},"modified":"2007-05-25T21:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-26T02:55:00","slug":"random-happy-orts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1072","title":{"rendered":"Random Happy Orts&#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Our boss shut the office down at 2:00 today. I heard him, I thought, saying, &#8220;Go home, we&#8217;re closed!&#8221; and I started jabbering aloud (which is how we all communicate with each other, and it is why the IT developer wears his headphones frequently) &#8220;Did he just say the office is closed? Huh? Did he?&#8221; And then he came over and confirmed it, and I think Kristin shrieked a little. I might&#8217;ve even gotten a little RennFesty and Huzzah-ed. Woo hoo! Everybody&#8217;s workin&#8217; fo&#8217; the weekend! I got my red bandana on right now.<\/p>\n<p>-I could&#8217;ve stayed &#038; worked like mad, but since that&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve pretty much been doing all week, it was nice to just chuck the piles &#038; files and tear out to recharge. And wear a red bandana. <\/p>\n<p>-So, speaking of letting go of indignation, and pride comething before the fall and all, I had lunch yesterday with a former co-worker &#038; found out that she&#8217;d had some lengthy chats with a person in-the-know about the state of affairs in my old department. And I mean in the KNOW. And she told said person that she never really knew much about the department, but that everything she did know had come from me.  Anyone who&#8217;s read this blog for over two years knows exactly what THAT narration must&#8217;ve sounded like, and I recall many of the conversations my friend referenced involved the phrase &#8220;LOONEY TUNES&#8221; because my paranoia (justified) and anger (justified, but damaging me) and despair (inevitable) were triggered on a weekly basis. And Person In The Know? Said &#8220;She (meaning me) was <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">right on<\/span>.&#8221; Sad but true. I think I&#8217;d have reveled in the statement a lot more in the wake of leaving &#8211; now it&#8217;s just nice to know I :wasn&#8217;t: as crazy as they tried to make me feel\/seem, and that I have a job I truly enjoy, and work with people who are just as nutty and creative and exuberant as I&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>-For the first time in three days, I actually remembered to She Laq my eyebrows on, so I was able to express my joy more&#8230;.expressively! With raised eyebrows! Like I said, if I don&#8217;t she-laq &#8217;em, they just fall right off my face. My eyebrows aren&#8217;t bushy or dense or dark, and they need powder or pencil to really be noticeable. But those things also rub off, and the only fix I&#8217;ve found that works is She Laq. It&#8217;s spendy stuff, but I pretty much only use it on my brows, and in a year only used half a bottle. (Since I rarely forget to use it, it sees pretty regular usage, too.) I&#8217;ve read reviews of people using it on their eyeshadow &#038; being frustrated by it making their eyelids stick  &#8211; here&#8217;s a handy tip: Keep your eye shut after you She Laq the makeup on, and if you have a cold shot button on your hair dryer, use it to help speed up the drying process. THEN, apply a small amount of eyeshadow powder OVER the She Laqued lids, and you won&#8217;t have the sticky lids. And your eyeshadow will seriously stay on all day &#038; night until you wash it off. I love makeup, can ya tell?<\/p>\n<p>-Bartles &#038; Jaymes wine coolers are on sale at the local Price Chopper, and eagle-eyed shoppers will note the &#8220;$1 off seasonal items&#8221; coupon on the display. Since the wine coolers are 2 for $5, and you can use two of those $1 coupons, dude, that&#8217;s like a four pack for $1.50. I don&#8217;t really frequent the wine coolers, but that was too good of a deal to pass up! However, I have noticed that on the last two visits, the checkers have entered my birthday year as 1910. I am SMOKIN&#8217; for 97, let me tell you!  I think it&#8217;s their easy handy-dandy number when they don&#8217;t need to card you, but still. 97? <\/p>\n<p>-Three! Day! Weekend! I am reveling in the nothingness. Sleep, look out. You are going to be doing some overtime at the NuWo household! Have a safe &#038; happy weekend, wherever you are &#038; whatever you&#8217;re doing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Our boss shut the office down at 2:00 today. I heard him, I thought, saying, &#8220;Go home, we&#8217;re closed!&#8221; and I started jabbering aloud (which is how we all communicate with each other, and it is why the IT developer wears his headphones frequently) &#8220;Did he just say the office is closed? Huh? 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