{"id":1076,"date":"2007-05-30T15:24:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T20:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2007-05-30T15:24:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T20:24:00","slug":"today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1076","title":{"rendered":"Today!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a mini-revelation in the Sun Fresh parking lot: Today? Today, I am letting EVERYTHING GET TO ME!<\/p>\n

Bad drivers on the commute in – I yelled at several.
More bad drivers at lunch – scary!
One delivery vehicle in our parking garage – ON CRACK! Or Meth or something equally damaging. Bad news!<\/p>\n

Mean bitchy lady at the Sun Fresh who looked me up & down like who was I to put my cart in her same stratosphere: Go directly to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect Free Parking money. As I got around you, I actually said out loud, “Because you ARE the only one in the store.” Not loud enough for her to hear, because frankly, she looked like a person who would run up at you from behind and pull your hair, and honestly, I’ve had enough hair loss from all the stress & just. don’t. need that. <\/p>\n

However, I’m also having a good day! I went to Indigo Wild<\/a> before the Sun Fresh adventure, and had a lovely time. The staff there brings their dogs in to work, and as I was leaving, it was Dogs Outside! Time, and there was a cavalcade of four-legged furballs running around the parking lot. I picked up a couple of gifty-things & then something that’s new called “Magic Stick”. Of course, now all I hear in the soundtrack of my mind is Fiddy-Cent …. I got the magic stick….(I don’t think that song is about a stick, per se, cough, cough.)<\/p>\n

OK, that was my quick update. I’m embracing my sensitivity to EVERYTHING (Wo, you’ve been warned) and I will just put a li’l Magic Stick on anything that bothers me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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