{"id":1107,"date":"2007-07-11T12:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T17:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1107"},"modified":"2007-07-11T12:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T17:42:00","slug":"oh-my-god-i-am-speechless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1107","title":{"rendered":"OH MY GOD. I am speechless."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So instead, I will let you read the words of my husband, in two emails:<\/p>\n<p>Not that you didn&#8217;t know already&#8230;  <br \/>but our former plumber is an idiot!  Dude gets here&#8230;says the faucet is not a kohler, but a price pfister.  Calls to get part at 80th and wornall&#8230;will be back here in a few minutes and the deal will be done.<\/p>\n<p>Followed by this email 20 minutes later:<\/p>\n<p>$130 and 20 minutes of work and we&#8217;re back in bidness.<\/p>\n<p>I think each &#038; every co-worker here should thank me &#038; their lucky stars that I do not have the airhorn here today, because that is about the only expression I could convey right now besides a string of swear words and happy spluttering. Joy and Rage! Joy being dominant! I have a shower again!  Which means tomorrow! I get to use my Celebration Soap! (I will explain.) (I always do.)<\/p>\n<p>It almost makes up for the fact I have to re-start my Mystery Stole #3 because I am such a loose knitter and it is not working on #2&#8217;s. Arrrrrgh. Celebration Soap! Shower! Focus on the Good Things! YAY! Trying not to remember it&#8217;s taken almost 4 weeks to get here and it could have been solved on day one &#8230;.. ohhhhh kay woooosahhhhhh celebrate good times and showers come on! YAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So instead, I will let you read the words of my husband, in two emails: Not that you didn&#8217;t know already&#8230; but our former plumber is an idiot! Dude gets here&#8230;says the faucet is not a kohler, but a price pfister. Calls to get part at 80th and wornall&#8230;will be back here in a few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}