{"id":1117,"date":"2007-07-26T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1117"},"modified":"2007-07-26T10:43:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-26T15:43:00","slug":"quickie-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1117","title":{"rendered":"Quickie Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>anklet of bug bites<br \/>never ceasing itching, I<br \/>scratch towards madness<\/p>\n<p>yes, I thought this one up about halfway through the night, as my toenails clawed at my ankles in tandem, and I even had the clarity to count out &#8220;anklet of bug bites&#8221; on my fingers in the dark, to make sure it would work. Goddamn chiggers, mosquitoes, and whatever else seems to find my skin and blood so tasty. MADNESS! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m having lunch with my beatnik babe, my haiku partner in crime, today, and we&#8217;re going to the new Cuban place in midtown. I&#8217;ll report on that later!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>anklet of bug bitesnever ceasing itching, Iscratch towards madness yes, I thought this one up about halfway through the night, as my toenails clawed at my ankles in tandem, and I even had the clarity to count out &#8220;anklet of bug bites&#8221; on my fingers in the dark, to make sure it would work. Goddamn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}