{"id":1120,"date":"2007-07-30T10:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-30T15:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2007-07-30T10:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-30T15:47:00","slug":"clogged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1120","title":{"rendered":"Clogged."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a summer cold. It&#8217;s AWESOME. I mean, if you enjoy having a stuffy head, runny nose, and the feeling in general of your head being packed tightly with cotton balls. Heh. I said balls. (Apparently the juvenile humor is more accessible under the influence of cold meds.)<\/p>\n<p>Work craziness continues to swirl &#8211; people are leaving and it&#8217;s always hard when the people you like &#038; enjoy working with move on. It also leaves a certain level of &#8220;unknowns&#8221; &#8211; how will it be handled in the interim, who will be hired, will they be a devil child, you know, loads of things way, way beyond my control. Then there&#8217;s the situation with my childhood home\/farm &#8211; an offer has been made (keep in mind none of it was left to me, so powerless again, I watch from a distance &#038; try to keep the pain in check), so I am keeping some of the craziness at bay by just focusing on what I :can: control, and doing laundry. I am in such fucking control of my laundry, I&#8217;m surprised it hasn&#8217;t started folding itself out of fear. That which I can grip? Iron fist, baby.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of folding, I spent a good hour yesterday folding all the clean clothes from, uh, a month ago, so I could free up the laundry baskets and sort the dirty clothes, which had artfully arranged themselves into rug-like piles. While I was doing this, I put the tv on to my favorite channel, Court TV, because Sleuth TV was having a Miami Vice marathon, and I have had to begrudgingly admit that while I loved it as a teenager, it really kinda sucks. So Court TV was featuring back-to-back episodes of &#8220;Inside&#8221; and I caught most of SuperMax, all about a maximum security prison in Utah, and some of the most frightening, godawful tattoos a gal ever could imagine. One dude (a white supremacist) was covered, and I mean COVERED. Face, head, neck, all of it. At what point do you tip? When you finally say, Ahhhh, fuck it, just put those swastikas all over my face. I&#8217;m never gonna get a job and I wanna feel pretty.  My favorite moment was the piece on the two women, who used to be roommates until the one chick tried to kill her. Now? They&#8217;re good friends. As the victim said, &#8220;I forgive her. I understand why she had to do what she did.&#8221; And the killer&#8217;s take? &#8220;She brought it on herself. She had it comin&#8217;.&#8221;  Wild. I would really not do well in SuperMax.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s Monday Monday, and I&#8217;ve got lots to do! All through the clogged up fog. My mouth breathing is exceptionally attractive, too. In knitting news, I&#8217;ve gotten Clue #2 finished on MS3. I think Clue #3 will be fine, but all those rows in #4 are daunting!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a summer cold. It&#8217;s AWESOME. I mean, if you enjoy having a stuffy head, runny nose, and the feeling in general of your head being packed tightly with cotton balls. Heh. I said balls. (Apparently the juvenile humor is more accessible under the influence of cold meds.) Work craziness continues to swirl &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}