{"id":1147,"date":"2007-09-10T14:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-10T19:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1147"},"modified":"2007-09-10T14:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-10T19:06:00","slug":"my-spidey-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1147","title":{"rendered":"My Spidey Sense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;tells me that someone may end up getting me <a href=\"http:\/\/angrychicken.typepad.com\/angry_chicken\/2007\/09\/its-here.html\">THIS<\/a> for Xmas. (James, no. This is not a hint. Or a request. Thank you. It could not be less romantic.)<\/p>\n<p>I love the Angry Chicken &#038; her things and it cracks me up that she now has a bonnet pattern &#8211; in all sizes, including grown-up. Nothing says Ye Olde Wagoney Trail to work in a Murano on Ward Parkway whilst wearing my bonnet. (Out of some extremely trendy fabric, mind you.)<\/p>\n<p>In other hilarity, I give you this discovery from the Oriental Supermarket:<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/1313142461\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1259\/1313142461_d51fdcb4b8.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"Veggie Chopper: Solution To All Our Problems\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, for the low low price of $11.99, you can solve everything in your life. Just me and my veggie chopper, cozied up on the loveseat. Without a touch. Without a world&#8230; do you think they meant &#8220;word&#8221;? I like to think so.<\/p>\n<p>ETA: This IS a veggie chopper. I got a close-up of the box so I could get the verbage. After publishing this post\/pic I realized you can&#8217;t tell what it is, and could very well jump to some seriously incorrect conclusion. Ahem.<\/p>\n<p>In other garbled communication, I have a fortune taped to my monitor because I misread it, and I loved it so in my version. &#8220;You&#8217;re like sunshine and fresh air.&#8221; Of course it just says &#8220;You like sunshine and fresh air&#8221;, but I added a colon after &#8220;you&#8221; to make it more descriptive. I am. Like sunshine. And fresh air. Without a touch. Without a world. <\/p>\n<p>But with a bonnet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;tells me that someone may end up getting me THIS for Xmas. (James, no. This is not a hint. Or a request. Thank you. It could not be less romantic.) I love the Angry Chicken &#038; her things and it cracks me up that she now has a bonnet pattern &#8211; in all sizes, including [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}