{"id":1153,"date":"2007-09-18T16:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T21:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2007-09-18T16:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-18T21:42:00","slug":"im-taking-my-life-advice-from-a-dove-chocolate-wrapper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1153","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Taking My Life Advice From A Dove Chocolate Wrapper."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It says:<\/p>\n<p>Go to your special place.<\/p>\n<p>um, ok. Do I have to come back out, ever?<\/p>\n<p>(It&#8217;s a little stressful at work again. However, we&#8217;re all shorting out earlier and earlier in the day now. It&#8217;s like those wind-up nun toys that spark out their mouths, but instead, something gets jammed and they just start riding the whirly wind-up duck. <br \/>Naked. <br \/>With sparks flying out their butts.)<\/p>\n<p>At least I leave you with colorful imagery. My work here is done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It says: Go to your special place. um, ok. Do I have to come back out, ever? (It&#8217;s a little stressful at work again. However, we&#8217;re all shorting out earlier and earlier in the day now. It&#8217;s like those wind-up nun toys that spark out their mouths, but instead, something gets jammed and they just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}