{"id":1159,"date":"2007-09-26T15:13:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-26T20:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1159"},"modified":"2007-09-26T15:13:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-26T20:13:00","slug":"jitterbug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1159","title":{"rendered":"Jitterbug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a dance, it&#8217;s a sock yarn, and right now, it feels like ants in my pants! I&#8217;m going to freak out and scream because there is so much going on and I am going to panic! Or maybe I have already panicked.<\/p>\n<p>Excellent. I can cross it off my LIST!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and this morning I heard a co-worker spelling out her last name, I said out loud, &#8220;U, for Urethra&#8221;, because that&#8217;s exactly what our summer intern said when spelling out the company name to a caller. I didn&#8217;t hear about it until after she was gone, and it&#8217;s also taken the form of &#8220;U, for Uranus&#8221; and now nobody knows which one it was for sure, but Oh Mah God, that made me laugh. I guess the person who overheard her gently said there were better terms to use &#038; sent her the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/WestHollywood\/Village\/1367\/military_alphabet_code.html\">standard military alphabet<\/a> guide. U! For whatever body part U like!<\/p>\n<p>Off to freak out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a dance, it&#8217;s a sock yarn, and right now, it feels like ants in my pants! I&#8217;m going to freak out and scream because there is so much going on and I am going to panic! Or maybe I have already panicked. Excellent. I can cross it off my LIST! Oh, and this morning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}