{"id":1184,"date":"2007-11-06T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T23:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2007-11-06T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T23:03:00","slug":"juggling-porcupines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1184","title":{"rendered":"Juggling Porcupines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, it&#8217;s a bit nutters again! Work&#8217;s suddenly lurching along at a borderline-frightening clip, and then all the other stuff outside of work is just&#8230; there. Needing to be done, needing to be remembered. (The remembering is my downfall!)<\/p>\n<p>Since I absorb everything around me, I am also agog at my husband&#8217;s whirling dervish abilities of the past week &#8211; he put up the greenhouse! He did, he did! It looks a-ma-zing. I promise, pictures to come. He&#8217;s working on the benches that go inside now. <\/p>\n<p>Dog training is work! Yes it is! Tripper is very cute, and also a bit headstrong. I have learned from Polly and being a bit more of a badass this go-round. Polly just looks at me when he bites her face, and I say to her, &#8220;You did that exact same thing to Suzy&#8221; and refuse to feel sorry for her. She has to grow up, and 4 years old is time to grow up.<\/p>\n<p>I hit the wall with my molar #19 and am getting a root canal. I initially scheduled it for this week, but moved it to the end of the month. What the hell, I&#8217;ve lived with all this joy &#038; pain since June, another couple weeks won&#8217;t wreck me.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve been getting fencing &#038; siding estimates, and it&#8217;s been an interesting process. I am glad I renewed my membership to Angie&#8217;s List, because even though I&#8217;m a cheapskate on some things, I figured that when you&#8217;re going to spend a chunk of change on things that you don&#8217;t want to do yourself, it&#8217;s better to at least find out if the people you choose to do the job have a good history of doing the work. So far, the fence guy I found on CraigsList is in the lead, but the siding guy from Angie&#8217;s List impressed JWo so much, it&#8217;s already worth what I spent to renew. Good times and home improvements. And having a fence truly encapsulate the property will be a HUGE benefit. With three dogs &#038; one who loves to run off &#038; roll in poo, nobody needs her teaching the little one it&#8217;s a great idea.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re going to see <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Avenue_Q\">Avenue Q<\/a> tonight &#8211; should be really entertaining! And we&#8217;re going to see Garth Brooks next week, which is really crazy, because I&#8217;m not exactly your Country Music kinda gal. But I think he&#8217;s got a pretty universal appeal, and lordy, he&#8217;s only doing 9 concerts here&#8230;.! <\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I exchanged our DVR this weekend (making it the 3rd DVR we&#8217;ve gone through), because it was refusing to record things &#038; do normal DVR activities, like pause live TV? And within one day, the new box was doing the exact. same. thing. I thought my head was going to fly off my body. Fortunately for everyone in the room, JWo had drunk a celebratory martini (after finishing the greenhouse) and he wasn&#8217;t freaked out by me getting pissed. (&#8220;Jennifer, I just don&#8217;t care.&#8221; was the exact response. It made me GUFFAW.) The CSR at Time Warner asked, &#8220;With whom do I have the pleasure of speaking tonight?&#8221; and I replied, &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s gonna depend on how you define PLEASURE.&#8221; I need to say, in my defense, that I don&#8217;t scream or yell, but I do tell them I&#8217;m frustrated, that this isn&#8217;t working, and I&#8217;m not going to settle for the solutions we&#8217;ve tried already since they aren&#8217;t! working! He was basically of no help, so Friday afternoon, a technician is coming out. And I&#8217;m irked because it&#8217;s sweeps, and none of my shows are recording. However, after he re-booted it remotely, it recorded some shows and worked properly. For the moment. I&#8217;m sure when I get home it still won&#8217;t be working. It&#8217;s actually less about the shows themselves &#8211; because I can get &#8217;em online &#8211; but the fact that something I have isn&#8217;t working. It zings my OCD inner self and that inner self freaks out. (Remember? <a href=\"http:\/\/plazajen.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/we-gotta-go-with-random-orts-today.html\">Floor lamp?<\/a> Order must be restored!) <\/p>\n<p>OK, I think that&#8217;s it. Because it&#8217;s all infused with stress, it doesn&#8217;t qualify as a Random Orts post, but instead is a newly-established category: Juggling Porcupines! Not as much fun as riding the bike with one pedal, but I did dream last night that I had a lengthy conversation with Lenny Kravitz while spinning some yarn. (I don&#8217;t know how to spin in real life, but in my dreams, I&#8217;m quite good.) <br \/><span style=\"font-style:italic;\"><br \/>sotto voce: Nobody wants to hear about your dreams, Jennifer. Thanks dad. :)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, it&#8217;s a bit nutters again! Work&#8217;s suddenly lurching along at a borderline-frightening clip, and then all the other stuff outside of work is just&#8230; there. Needing to be done, needing to be remembered. 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