{"id":1186,"date":"2007-11-09T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-09T19:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1186"},"modified":"2007-11-09T14:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-09T19:20:00","slug":"1-shoe-2-shoe-black-shoe-brown-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1186","title":{"rendered":"1 Shoe, 2 Shoe, Black Shoe, Brown Shoe&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left the house wearing all black, my <a href=\"http:\/\/plazajen.blogspot.com\/2005\/10\/knitted-items.html\">Lady Eleanor<\/a>, and prepared to enjoy my day off, with a pedicure, a little bit of shopping, and then back home to knit &#038; wait for the cable guy while monitoring the siding guys working on the house. (It&#8217;s all Fences and Siding and Greenhouse and Home Improvements here at the NuWo household!)<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed my pedicure, as always, (Russian Navy toes!) and teetered over to a chair afterwards, while Nancy, the greatest technician there, toted my shoes &#038; my wrap. And that&#8217;s when I saw my choice of footwear. Same shoe! Same style. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.target.com\/Cherokee-Bina-Mules-Black\/dp\/B000FDKTK8\/qid=1194636694\/ref=br_1_6\/602-0807297-7701451?ie=UTF8&#038;node=3429511&#038;frombrowse=1&#038;rh=&#038;page=1\">Bina leather mules<\/a>, Target, they&#8217;re sooo comfy). Not the same color. Because I&#8217;d loved the black ones so much, and at such a great price, I bought a second pair in brown. And had sailed out the door with one of each color on my feet. I felt horrified. Then I desperately thought, &#8220;Maybe? Maybe people with think it&#8217;s cool. Like kind of eccentric, but still, like maybe a TREND.  Yeah.&#8221; None of that helped, btw. And fortunately, the Doc Marten sandals that had killed my feet after two days of non-stop wearing were still in the trunk, so I switched my mismatched footwear for matched (albeit heavy) sandals. <\/p>\n<p>And let this be a lesson for all, to exercise caution while dressing in a darkened room. <\/p>\n<p>Unless you think it&#8217;s crazysexycool and are going to carry the trend forward, and then I&#8217;d like to claim my spot at the forefront of that trend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left the house wearing all black, my Lady Eleanor, and prepared to enjoy my day off, with a pedicure, a little bit of shopping, and then back home to knit &#038; wait for the cable guy while monitoring the siding guys working on the house. (It&#8217;s all Fences and Siding and Greenhouse and Home [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}