{"id":1197,"date":"2007-11-22T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-22T16:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1197"},"modified":"2007-11-22T11:42:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-22T16:42:00","slug":"it-could-only-be-more-perfect-if-everything-were-in-rubbermaid-storage-boxes-with-custom-labels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1197","title":{"rendered":"It Could Only Be More Perfect If Everything Were In Rubbermaid Storage Boxes With Custom Labels."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Merican Peeps &#8211; Happy Thanksgiving.<\/p>\n<p>I am feeling victorious this holiday because, right now, I am the picture of Preparation Organization. I have all the serving dishes out, all the potatoes peeled &#038; chopped &#038; waiting for the burner to turn on, the turkey is in the roaster, the cranberries are simmering, and we are READY! And it doesn&#8217;t even &#8220;start&#8221; until 4pm. The only thing better would be if all the other rooms in the house were as organized! But it feels good. Having an extremely clean refrigerator helps a bunch, I&#8217;ll admit it, I feel a little rush of joy and pride every time I open the door. (It was long, long overdue for a cleaning, scrubbing &#038; ruthless disposal of items.) <\/p>\n<p>And tomorrow morning, I&#8217;ll conduct my military-esque insurgence on the stores of my choosing; I even have a notebook with a list, the times they open, and whatever deal details I need to know. Ah, yeah. I think I just heard all of you shaking your head &#038; saying &#8220;That&#8217;s crazy.&#8221; No, crazy is getting up at FOUR a.m. to go to JC Penney. My list is relatively short, I don&#8217;t go to Wal-Mart or Best Buy (I do not want to be involved in the pushing or running, it&#8217;s not worth it), I just hit about five or six stores, and am usually back home &#038; tucking myself back into bed by 9 or 9:30. I know some people who shop &#8217;til early afternoon! Now THAT&#8217;S crazy. It&#8217;s all in the perspective. :)<\/p>\n<p>If you celebrate Thanksgiving, here&#8217;s your chance to reflect on what you have, what you&#8217;re grateful for, and to remember those less fortunate. It&#8217;s a good idea to do that every day, of course, but these days are filled with abundance for those who are fortunate, and even in my highly organized kitchen, I recognize the path I&#8217;m on, one that in part was given to me, in part one I&#8217;ve worked hard for, and that path allows me to (over)feed my family and look forward to crazy-ass early-morning shopping. I&#8217;m  grateful, and I also wish I could get that Adam Sandler &#8220;Turkey for me &#038; a turkey for you&#8221; song out of my head. <\/p>\n<p>What? You want me to get all maudlin and preachy? You know what to do. Donate to a food bank, be somebody&#8217;s angel and buy some toys when you&#8217;re out tomorrow, give back, do good things, make a little birdhouse in your soul&#8230;. ah hell. Now that&#8217;s in my head. Thanks to all of you for reading, this crazy roller coaster funhouse of a blog, that wails and screams and goes clank in the night. I love writing, I love putting a chunk of me out there and it&#8217;s gratifying every day when you don&#8217;t boo me off the proverbial stage. Now. I gotta go stir the cranberries. Smile at the relative who makes you crazy and it&#8217;ll all be over in a few hours. ;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Merican Peeps &#8211; Happy Thanksgiving. I am feeling victorious this holiday because, right now, I am the picture of Preparation Organization. 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