{"id":1209,"date":"2007-12-09T18:39:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-09T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2007-12-09T18:39:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T23:39:00","slug":"pass-the-euthanasia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1209","title":{"rendered":"Pass The Euthanasia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a cookie exchange this afternoon, barely flinching at the notion of missing the Chiefs game.  That&#8217;s how disappointing this season has been.<\/p>\n<p>Got in my car just after 5, and with the optimism that seems to be put in the city water, I turned on the radio to check on the game. 34-7. Denver. Gah. I listened to three plays &#8211; the first was a gain of 8 (Chiefs), the second was a sack, the third? Another sack with a fumble &#8211; turnover to Denver. I couldn&#8217;t stand it anymore and went back to NPR.  This team has been riddled with injury, the offense is horrible, and all we can do now is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kansascity.com\/sports\/columnists\/jason_whitlock\/story\/395741.html\">look towards next year<\/a> and hope that <a href=\"http:\/\/messageboards.aol.com\/aol\/en_us\/articles.php?boardId=149716&#038;articleId=114367&#038;func=6&#038;channel=People+Connection&#038;filterRead=false&#038;filterHidden=true&#038;filterUnhidden=false\">all<\/a> the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kansascity.com\/180\/story\/385724.html\">calls<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kcchiefs.com\/front_office\/carl_d_peterson\/\">Peterson&#8217;s<\/a> removal are answered. (Nice photo, Carl. Was that taken 10 years ago? Right before things started to plummet?)<\/p>\n<p>The only humane thing now is to put this season down. Shots of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pentobarbital\">Pentobarbital<\/a> for all my Chiefs fan friends&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>(I know my husband is totally laughing at me. He thinks it&#8217;s hysterical when I &#8220;talk football&#8221;, but he&#8217;s the one who first told me that CP is at the root of our team&#8217;s problems. The more I read, the more this is confirmed! And the more I watch us lose&#8230;. it&#8217;s 41-7 now&#8230;&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a cookie exchange this afternoon, barely flinching at the notion of missing the Chiefs game. That&#8217;s how disappointing this season has been. Got in my car just after 5, and with the optimism that seems to be put in the city water, I turned on the radio to check on the game. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}