{"id":1225,"date":"2007-12-31T13:30:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T18:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1225"},"modified":"2007-12-31T13:30:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-31T18:30:00","slug":"tales-of-the-shut-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1225","title":{"rendered":"TALES of the Shut-In&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(insert dramatic, sweeping music here)<\/p>\n<p>Seriously. This has been the vacation of containment and reclusiveness.  I have touted all the knitting, but really, apart from a small mountain of laundry, I have nothing to show for myself except an enormous list of watched movies (with more in the wings, so you&#8217;ll have to wait for my one-line reviews.) Well, level 6 on Guitar Hero. I cannot battle Leo and win so apparently, I&#8217;m stuck there. Right now, I&#8217;m enjoying some episodes of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aetv.com\/the_first_48\/\">The First 48<\/a> on A&#038;E and re-caffeinating my body &#8211; unfortunately, all the ads are geared at senior citizens preparing their estates and planning funerals and buying insurance so as to not burden your survivors. I&#8217;m beginning to resemble my shut-in friends more and more.<\/p>\n<p>Part of the lethargy was being sick &#8211; and I still have a cough, but the fits of aggravated hacking have wound down to just a couple a day, so I&#8217;m glad about that. Part of it was sheer and utter laziness. I&#8217;m not one of those people who like to go on vacation and see forty-two points of local interest. My idea of a vacation involves moving slowly at my own pace (much like my animal sister, the Three-Toed Sloth), enjoying good meals &#038; drinks, laughing, and naps.  <\/p>\n<p>So. I&#8217;d say I pretty much did that for the holiday break! But it occurred to me that re-entering the work world would be pretty brutal, if I maintained my degree of non-communication and shut-in-ness. Kind of like burning up in the Earth&#8217;s atmosphere when returning from space, if you didn&#8217;t plan for it.  So I went to the grocery store this morning. Oy. Everyone has today off, pretty much, and 9\/10ths of them were at the grocery store.  And I don&#8217;t think most of them had a list. One woman got all bent out of shape in the rice aisle, but jesus, sister, we&#8217;re stacked up like trout swimming upstream here, and you think you&#8217;re being all gracious stopping &#8211; but you&#8217;ve <span style=\"font-weight:bold;\">parked right in front of the items I need<\/span>. Sorry, but I&#8217;ve got a list! Once it was time to checkout, I was headed for a relatively empty lane, manned by my favorite bagger Calvin, and another woman tried to steer in front of me&#8230;. I have to admit, even in my foggy stupor, I was coming back around to the Ways of the World. Cut that bitch off at the pass. Mmmhmmm. James would have been horrified, he&#8217;s Mr. Congeniality and Consideration at the store.  It&#8217;s a dog-eat-dog world and I&#8217;d already endured enough idiotic behavior &#8211; and my cart was pointed straight in while hers? Rolling along perpendicular, trolling for a better lane. So I figured the right of way went to me.  <\/p>\n<p>I noticed on my drive there, how things I normally ticked off in my head seemed new again &#8211; gas prices, for instance. I had only left the house once in uh, four days? And that was only to get Thai food, 6 blocks away. Ordinarily, I&#8217;d be noticing the rise &#038; fall of gas prices, and mentally calculating when the best time to get gas might be &#8211; and today, I was all, Durrr? $2.81? It was in the $2.60&#8217;s when last I was out!  I thought briefly about adding some stops &#8211; or maybe going back out again &#8211; but nah. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m overdue for a nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(insert dramatic, sweeping music here) Seriously. This has been the vacation of containment and reclusiveness. 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