{"id":127,"date":"2004-12-23T15:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-23T20:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=127"},"modified":"2004-12-23T15:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-23T20:50:00","slug":"the-olestra-chronicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=127","title":{"rendered":"The Olestra Chronicles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, on my day off, I did some shopping at the WM Supercenter, and decided to get a couple bags of chips. I&#8217;d tried the Light Doritos from the vending machine, and was impressed. So I grabbed a bag of those, and a bag of Ruffles Light. I have always loved Ruffles Light. Especially compared to Lays, the ridges are just &#8230;. better.<br \/>\n<br \/>Yesterday afternoon, after returning from mammoth shopping, I consumed probably three servings-worth of the Doritos. Back in my Serious Eating days, I could do at least half a bag, if not more. But I was having tomato soup with cheese tortellini later, and I didn&#8217;t want to stuff myself.<br \/>\n<br \/>I had THE WORST issues with The System that evening. I kept thinkin, &#8220;Huh! This is weird. I had pizza for breakfast (reheated, as I hate cold pizza, and when I am not working, I do NOT eat traditional food, ever, for breakfast.) Then I had chips, and soup, with some pasta. I wonder what I had yesterday?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>And didn&#8217;t think anything more about it. Until I went to put the bag of Ruffles Light away this morning, and I saw the promotional line about &#8220;no fat&#8221;. Wow! I thought. No fat? That&#8217;s pretty cool. So I opened the bag &#038; tried three-four chips. Yes, it was 8 a.m., but I was impressed. They were crunchy, and tasted even a little greasy. HOW could this be? This no fat thing must be wrong, it must be the new &#8220;no TRANS fat&#8221; thing that will sweep through all package labeling in 2005. Nope. No trans fat, but no fat at all, either. I looked at the ingredients, and BINGO! Olestra.  Well, no wonder my stomach was so upset yesterday! I know, don&#8217;t eat more than a serving&#8217;s worth. But still &#8211; I mistakenly thought Olestra was off the market, because of that whole &#8220;leakage&#8221; issue and they had put all of the graphic side effects in a warning on the products &#8211; not a very appetizing sell, by the way. In any event, the mystery was solved, and I will NOT be consuming the Light products with gusto &#8211; I don&#8217;t eat chips that often anymore, as it is, but I preferred the &#8220;light with fat&#8221; chips versus the &#8220;no fat light with olestra that turns your insides out&#8221; chips.<\/p>\n<p>On a completely separate note, but certainly a more uplifting one, the &#8220;BIG&#8221; surprise at work was cold, hard cash. Not a ton, but not insignificant. Enough to feel cushy and have some fun shopping next week! So that&#8217;s nice. If only I didn&#8217;t want to desperately crawl under my desk and take a nap right now, I&#8217;d be more enthusiastic&#8230;..<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, on my day off, I did some shopping at the WM Supercenter, and decided to get a couple bags of chips. I&#8217;d tried the Light Doritos from the vending machine, and was impressed. So I grabbed a bag of those, and a bag of Ruffles Light. I have always loved Ruffles Light. Especially compared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}