{"id":1271,"date":"2008-03-26T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T21:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1271"},"modified":"2008-03-26T16:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T21:28:00","slug":"random-orts-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1271","title":{"rendered":"Random Orts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. There are some strange wires sticking out of the wall next to the entry door at work. Every time I walk by them, I wonder what would happen if one were to put them on one&#8217;s tongue. What can I say. It&#8217;s always interesting in here.<\/p>\n<p>2. I found out a someone who used to be exceptionally mean to me is sick. One word flashed in front of my eyes, several other thoughts bubbled up behind my lips, and then I just went with, &#8220;That sucks.&#8221; After all, what goes around comes around. Interestingly, the same word flashed in my husband&#8217;s head, and he chose not to say it (until I told him it had happened to me.) I love how we&#8217;re alike sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>3. Speaking of reasons I love him, JWo sent me a link to a Craigslist ad, hawking &#8220;Antique crochet set &#8211; $20&#8221;. His email subject said, &#8220;Maybe It&#8217;s Not Just For Pussies Anymore&#8221;, referencing a time when I&#8217;d been a bit belligerent about the hooking craft, as it compared to knitting. Despite my previous entry, I don&#8217;t always know when to zip my lip, and if I think it could be funny, I usually err on the side of sharing. Oh, and the items for sale? CROQUET mallets and balls. <\/p>\n<p>4. I&#8217;ve learned a bit of tolerance these past years. And quite a few other things, too. But I was really delighted most to get an email yesterday telling me I&#8217;d shown up in a reader&#8217;s dream, interrupting a sexual encounter by my presence. With my enormous spoonbill around my neck. Dancing. And laughing! Hey, it could happen.<\/p>\n<p>5. Tripper does not like cowboys. We watched No Country For Old Men the other night &#8211;  and he was watching it, too, which totally cracks me up. Like he&#8217;s going to whip out a little notebook and start critiquing the film or something.  Anyway, when Josh Brolin appeared on-screen, he lost his shit. Deep rumbling growling, a modicum of barking, he was PISSED. Maybe it wasn&#8217;t the cowboy role; it could be that he just isn&#8217;t a fan of bad mustaches. Anyway, one helluva movie. High anxiety. Excellent. Made more remarkable by the absence of music &#8211; you don&#8217;t realize how much music leads or gives away in a film, until it&#8217;s not there. <\/p>\n<p>6. I need to get a proper battery for my itty-bitty booklight, as I am tired of being Harriet the Spy each night, clutching a small flashlight under my chin to read. <\/p>\n<p>7. I got the perfect yarn for my ISE6 pal, and then after I heard from my spoilee, I decided I needed to exchange it for even BETTER yarn. So now I just need to wind it and get knitting! <\/p>\n<p>8. I do not understand &#8220;Milky Way Caramels&#8221; &#8211; there is no Milky Way inside, just caramel. Now, I&#8217;m not complaining? I love caramels? But talk about a brand association and not having it anywhere inside the actual product! (In my two days off last week, the candy supplies plummeted, so I picked a large quantity of post-Easter chocolate to keep the visitors happy.)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for today! Hump-de-Hump and all, and spring fever, and crazy fun connections being made all over the place. But none involving random wiring and my tongue. For now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. There are some strange wires sticking out of the wall next to the entry door at work. Every time I walk by them, I wonder what would happen if one were to put them on one&#8217;s tongue. What can I say. It&#8217;s always interesting in here. 2. 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