{"id":1275,"date":"2008-04-01T13:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T18:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1275"},"modified":"2008-04-01T13:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T18:20:00","slug":"would-you-like-to-meet-our-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1275","title":{"rendered":"Would You Like To Meet Our Neighbor?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_FtpS7UUhDjk\/R_J9Ieq5w1I\/AAAAAAAAAFs\/vdcII3abEs4\/s1600-h\/crazycatlady.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_FtpS7UUhDjk\/R_J9Ieq5w1I\/AAAAAAAAAFs\/vdcII3abEs4\/s400\/crazycatlady.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\"id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5184343705682297682\" \/><\/a><br \/>It&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcphee.com\/items\/11377.html\">Crazy Cat Lady<\/a>, from Archie McPhee. And Archie McPhee is like, the greatest site ever. I had to call this morning because they&#8217;d forgotten my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcphee.com\/items\/11769.html\">Bacon Pennant<\/a>. I did, however,get two boxes of Double Monkey Gum, gratis. And they promised to ship my bacon flag pronto. <\/p>\n<p>(None of this is a joke. However, to really look like our Crazy Cat Lady Neighbor, the action figurine needs to go on a meth diet, and she would also have an add-on accessory pack entitled &#8220;Cop Cars and Bambalances, for Nighttime Drama&#8221;.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the Crazy Cat Lady, from Archie McPhee. And Archie McPhee is like, the greatest site ever. I had to call this morning because they&#8217;d forgotten my Bacon Pennant. I did, however,get two boxes of Double Monkey Gum, gratis. And they promised to ship my bacon flag pronto. (None of this is a joke. However, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}