{"id":1277,"date":"2008-04-04T15:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T20:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1277"},"modified":"2008-04-04T15:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T20:33:00","slug":"all-amok-all-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1277","title":{"rendered":"All Amok, All the Time."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s no way I can recap everything that&#8217;s been going on. Suffice it to say that the highlight of my week has been hearing the story of a guy who left his personal copy of &#8220;Balls Deep&#8221; in his work laptop, unaware his computer was being taken by IT while he was being laid-off. (Said movie is not about soccer. Or volleyball.) That and the story of another person who was in a freak yachting accident in Venezuela that left her unable to walk, and they had to use a scissors-lift to help her board the plane &#038; it got stuck. I haven&#8217;t laughed so hard since I-don&#8217;t-know-when. <\/p>\n<p>We did discover that Tripper also is not a fan of Jane&#8217;s Addiction. Specifically &#8220;Been Caught Stealin'&#8221; &#8211; the song starts with dogs barking, and he went all over the yard barking and looking for the interlopers. I missed it, because I was out drinking with a veritable gaggle of former co-workers, swapping war stories and laughing at other people&#8217;s expense. (Isn&#8217;t that the best currency?) <\/p>\n<p>Oh &#8211; and file this under &#8220;Like I Needed More Stuff To Do&#8221; &#8211; I started making double-pointed needle holders. Mostly because I was going nuts with this tie I was knitting for James, and the stitches kept slipping off while I was toting the project around in my bag. Because things with me tend to take on levels of grand proportions, I suddenly found myself, mid-week, in the throes of mass-production. (They are simple to make? But they take time. And drilling. And patience!)  Turns out, I&#8217;m on to something here, and I sold my first batch to <a href=\"http:\/\/thestudiokc.com\/\">The Studio<\/a>. I&#8217;m going to make more, and depending on interest, put them on Etsy as well. I&#8217;ll yammer about it more when the time comes! But they&#8217;re super cute, and I&#8217;m calling my little bidness &#8220;Wants &#038; Kneeds&#8221; (so don&#8217;t steal the name, it&#8217;s now under creative licensing copywrite, m0fos) They are &#8220;Quirky Panaceas for the Avid Knitter&#8221; and I have the line from my dad on the back: &#8220;It&#8217;s better to have, than to want.&#8221; It feels nice including him on it, in a funny way. And now we have two cottage industries running amok at our house &#8211; knitting stuffs and tomato and pepper plants! <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/2387681345\/\" title=\"DPN Holders by plazajen, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3177\/2387681345_f4a22810c0.jpg\" width=\"251\" height=\"500\" alt=\"DPN Holders\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>TGIF! The weekend&#8217;s always short, so have fun!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s no way I can recap everything that&#8217;s been going on. Suffice it to say that the highlight of my week has been hearing the story of a guy who left his personal copy of &#8220;Balls Deep&#8221; in his work laptop, unaware his computer was being taken by IT while he was being laid-off. (Said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}