{"id":1285,"date":"2008-04-16T14:40:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2008-04-16T14:40:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T19:40:00","slug":"gah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1285","title":{"rendered":"gah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m seriously thinking my last moment in life will involve me in the tub. Taking a header. Isn&#8217;t that a pretty common way to go? My lack of grace and sprained ankle have left me incredibly frustrated today (and in a fair amount of pain that isn&#8217;t getting deadened from the handful of anti-inflammatories&#8230;) I stayed home today &#038; kept up on things at work via email (thankfully!) and now I&#8217;m mustering the strength to go out and get myself some gimp-helpers, namely an ace bandage &#038; possibly an air splint. Oh, and if there are any vicodin lying about on the ground, I&#8217;m going to pick those up, no matter how much it hurts at the time.<\/p>\n<p>I did put some DPN holders into my etsy shop, and have quite a few more to put in there, so I&#8217;m not skipping the big alert\/update, I just want the people who are interested to have a full selection!  I need to get some more elastic, but &#8230;. the gimp thing again. Sigh. Frustrating! Tripper thinks it&#8217;s awesome though, because he&#8217;s gotten to sleep out in the living room all day, instead of in his crate. At least one of us is having an awesome day! <\/p>\n<p>Well, I&#8217;m off to hobble through the CVS. If you see me, I&#8217;ll be the pissy lady brandishing a sporty blue cane. In other words, keep back about four feet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m seriously thinking my last moment in life will involve me in the tub. Taking a header. Isn&#8217;t that a pretty common way to go? My lack of grace and sprained ankle have left me incredibly frustrated today (and in a fair amount of pain that isn&#8217;t getting deadened from the handful of anti-inflammatories&#8230;) I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}