{"id":1286,"date":"2008-04-17T15:33:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T20:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1286"},"modified":"2008-04-17T15:33:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T20:33:00","slug":"im-fine-until-the-drugs-wear-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1286","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Fine Until the Drugs Wear Off&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realized about 10 minutes ago that the reason things hurt is that I hadn&#8217;t taken any pain relievers since 8 a.m. And that I&#8217;d planned to take some more at lunch, but then promptly forgot.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s made for a semi-cranky demeanor, not to mention the fact that all the other muscles are a little irritated to be carrying more than their load. I appreciate the sympathy &#038; concern &#8211; and had there been a glimmer of worry that it was in fact broken, I&#8217;d have gone to the doctor. I still will, if it doesn&#8217;t continue to improve. According to my at-home physician (JWo) (who is assisted by Nurse Tripper &#8211; boys are nurses too!), the swelling had gone down a fair amount in one day. It does still hurt, but I did the &#8220;Is Your Ankle Broken&#8221; checklist, and as long as there&#8217;s improvement, I should be fine. I do love, however, how every one of these online checklists incorporates something like, &#8220;Do a visual check, and if there are bones protruding from the skin, seek medical attention.&#8221; Oh, really? Ya think? I&#8217;ll get to the doctor right after I&#8217;ve recovered from puking and passing out from SEEING MY BONES coming through my skin. Fuuu-uck. I love how our litigious and Darwin-Award-driven society has removed all semblances of common sense. (Obviously, my 1,000 mg of pain reliever has not kicked in yet. Hi, Grouchers!)<\/p>\n<p>I will end on a high note. I&#8217;ve saved this in my Bloglines, because it makes me grin every time I see it. And given the footwear, it feels vaguely appropriate. Except I&#8217;m pretty sure this hammy doesn&#8217;t actually walk around in doll shoes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/2421911136\/\" title=\"heelsup by plazajen, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2376\/2421911136_60a5dcf6f8_o.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"402\" alt=\"heelsup\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(From <a href=\"http:\/\/mfrost.typepad.com\/cute_overload\/2008\/04\/these-wedges-lo.html\">Cute Overloa<\/a>d, natch.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realized about 10 minutes ago that the reason things hurt is that I hadn&#8217;t taken any pain relievers since 8 a.m. And that I&#8217;d planned to take some more at lunch, but then promptly forgot. It&#8217;s made for a semi-cranky demeanor, not to mention the fact that all the other muscles are a little [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}