This morning flew by in a blur. This afternoon seems to have ground to a halt and is moving forward as enthusiastically as a sea turtle on rocky terrain. <\/p>\n
I was thinking about funny PackRat things, how you can tell a true addict – they say things like, “My kingdom for a camel!” or, “SHE STOLE MY PAGODA!” or, “Please don’t break my lock, please, I just need this one thing and then I can vault it.”<\/p>\n
Yeah, it’s an addiction. Clever game, even more so in its simplicity and psychological hold. <\/p>\n
OK, hubs just called and made me laugh like no other person can. Tears streaming out of the corners of my eyes, because he is addicted to Craigslist, and he has a line on some fencing & tomato cages. So he’s off to the manicured lawns of JoCo, with his truck & trailer, only the thing is, the trailer is half-full of crap he hauled up from the duck club, to dispose of on Bulky Item Pickup Day (next week). I told him he might get arrested. He countered with the visual that he was going to change his clothes & put on overalls…with no shirt. And added “Makes for great tan lines, too.” Weeping, weeping, what with laughing so hard. I told him he needed to blast the theme to “Sanford & Sons” as he rolls through the calm neighborhoods, and I followed up with sending the ringtone to his phone.<\/p>\n
Now, if there was only a Magic Dinner Apparatus, life would be complete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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