{"id":1307,"date":"2008-06-03T13:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T18:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2008-06-03T13:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T18:43:00","slug":"slightly-combative-microbursts-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1307","title":{"rendered":"Slightly Combative, Microbursts Possible."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m at least half of that weathercast. I don&#8217;t feel at all like crying, or bursting; in fact, I&#8217;d classify my mood as &#8220;good&#8221; to &#8220;sunny&#8221;. However, I am feeling quite combative, as related to some work things, and I need to shake it off. Otherwise, I may have somebody in a headlock, and while I haven&#8217;t read a lot of business books, I understand that putting someone in a headlock (or any of the other WWF moves) is often seen as a career-limiting move. <\/p>\n<p>Speaking of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Microburst\">microbursts<\/a>, though, JWo drove down to Schell City last night, because their duck club is there, and the town was hit by a microburst yesterday afternoon. Their house was affected &#8211; the paint on the back of the house looked like someone sandblasted it right off, windows were broken, the deck was pretty well taken out, and they have the neighbor&#8217;s carport, well, everywhere. He had an enormous carport, with sides, that wasn&#8217;t anchored to a foundation? It looked like the wind picked it up like an empty plastic grocery sack and tossed it around for an artsy good time, ala <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0169547\/\">American Beauty<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/2546266103\/\" title=\"Back of House by plazajen, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2140\/2546266103_500a44af22.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"Back of House\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/2546272453\/\" title=\"IMG_1868 by plazajen, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3156\/2546272453_86b230608e.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"IMG_1868\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/2547097840\/\" title=\"Unanchored Carport by plazajen, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3155\/2547097840_94a5e4b7a2.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"Unanchored Carport\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Crazy! James said the grass was broken. Yep. That&#8217;s how crazy fierce and horizontal those winds get. He was just glad there wasn&#8217;t more damage. I bet their neighbor wishes he&#8217;d put a little more into anchoring that carport&#8230;.because I don&#8217;t think he&#8217;s gonna be able to salvage it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;m at least half of that weathercast. I don&#8217;t feel at all like crying, or bursting; in fact, I&#8217;d classify my mood as &#8220;good&#8221; to &#8220;sunny&#8221;. However, I am feeling quite combative, as related to some work things, and I need to shake it off. Otherwise, I may have somebody in a headlock, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}