{"id":1383,"date":"2008-08-19T13:55:26","date_gmt":"2008-08-19T18:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2008-08-19T13:55:26","modified_gmt":"2008-08-19T18:55:26","slug":"faux-mailbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1383","title":{"rendered":"Faux Mailbag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dear PlazaJen!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I think you are so great. You always have awesome perspective and advice, so I&#8217;m writing to ask you this question, one that has been troubling me for a while. I really like to share my life story with people, and sometimes, it seems, I get odd looks from OTHER people when I&#8217;m doing it. When is it appropriate to talk in excruciating detail about my personal life? <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>One Vital Reader, <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Cher<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dear O.V.R. Cher:<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with the ball-peen hammer. NOT IN THE FUCKING POST OFFICE.\u00a0 To the LONE CLERK who is working. Maybe this flies when there isn&#8217;t a line of three people behind you, but when even the clerk is sending you numerous non-verbal clues to wrap it up, move along, git outta here, STFU, then you need to just grab your shit and go. Call up a girlfriend, go get a pedicure together, go out to lunch, pour out your stories to them. Trust me. The stink eyes will cease. And you won&#8217;t feel like you&#8217;re in the starring role of a Greek tragedy, with the chorus behind you chanting, &#8220;Make! Her! Leave!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Best of luck, and try to park your giant SUV a little better next time,<\/p>\n<p>PlazaJen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear PlazaJen! I think you are so great. You always have awesome perspective and advice, so I&#8217;m writing to ask you this question, one that has been troubling me for a while. I really like to share my life story with people, and sometimes, it seems, I get odd looks from OTHER people when I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1384,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions\/1384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}