{"id":1451,"date":"2008-09-12T19:45:13","date_gmt":"2008-09-13T00:45:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1451"},"modified":"2008-09-12T19:45:13","modified_gmt":"2008-09-13T00:45:13","slug":"absolutely-without-a-doubt-the-funniest-visual-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1451","title":{"rendered":"Absolutely, Without a Doubt, the Funniest Visual of the Day."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Driving up I-29, in this horrid rain that won&#8217;t leave us, we pass a low-riding, beat-up-ass Caddy. First thing I notice? Windows are down.<br \/>\nThen I see the enormous crack across the windshield.<br \/>\nNone of this is extraordinary.<br \/>\nHowever.<br \/>\nThe driver?<br \/>\nCigarette dangling from his lip, right hand on the wheel. Torso in awkward position. You&#8217;ll see why in a moment.<\/p>\n<p>Left hand? Out the window, wrapped around, holding A SQUEEGEE as he frantically cleared the window.<\/p>\n<p>Oh if only I&#8217;d had a camera. <\/p>\n<p>Wiper: FAIL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving up I-29, in this horrid rain that won&#8217;t leave us, we pass a low-riding, beat-up-ass Caddy. First thing I notice? Windows are down. Then I see the enormous crack across the windshield. None of this is extraordinary. However. The driver? Cigarette dangling from his lip, right hand on the wheel. Torso in awkward position. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,16,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1451"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1452,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1451\/revisions\/1452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}