{"id":1473,"date":"2008-10-01T22:44:16","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T03:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1473"},"modified":"2008-10-01T22:44:16","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T03:44:16","slug":"one-indication-of-the-stress-in-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1473","title":{"rendered":"One Indication of the Stress In My Life&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is when I don&#8217;t blog. There&#8217;s been a healthy handful of work stress (some of which would have made LOVELY fodder, but then, we do like to pay our mortgage, unlike, apparently, eighty-million people).\u00a0 And frankly, as stupid and trite as it sounds, I will never be able to read a memorial (such as Paul Newman&#8217;s) that says the person died at home surrounded by family and friends without thinking of my father. I believe there will be a time when it simply makes me melancholy, and it will feel like it is more of an arm&#8217;s-length away from me? But in this time of my life, it still has all the unpleasant qualities of being squished by a sweaty, garlick-breathed man on the bus.<\/p>\n<p>Except it also makes me weepy. And, I cannot wait for the election to be over, because everything to do with that enrages me. I believe I alarmed quite a few drivers on Wornall this morning, while I listened to John McCain avoid the question as I screamed &#8220;FUCKING ANSWER THE QUESTION&#8221; and all my windows were down. It&#8217;s quite a pendulum to swing on, lemme tell you. All that we&#8217;re really missing are some mice in the house to make me feel like I&#8217;ve finally lost my shit. (You know, because you catch sight of them out of the corner of your eye?) And then I&#8217;d have to kill them and I don&#8217;t enjoy that one bit. But who knows? Perhaps election-year mice are therapeutic?!<\/p>\n<p>This weekend is the American Royal, and we will be judging&#8230;. everything. Invitational meat, open meats, side dishes and desserts. Lawzy. Thank god we learned from last year, and are bringing a cooler. I hope I get to bring home a 14-gallon brandy snifter of pudding. I seem to have seen a photo of something like that once, and obviously, it stuck with me. (Though I think we can all agree such a snifter would be useful for after-work beverages, too.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also got some finished knitting items to get pictures of &#8211; Gigi, and the Sweet Tarts Montego Bay scarf has been blocked, plus some socks.\u00a0 I also have a small baby sweater on the needles for a co-worker of James&#8217;; and tonight, I finished sewing in a zipper on his jeans. Which might explain why someone found my blog when they searched for &#8220;what&#8217;s the difference between sewing and knitting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve stayed up too late as it is; got an early meeting &amp; lots to do again tomorrow. Catch ya on the flip side, peeps! And congrats to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kcmeesha.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Meesha<\/a> for winning Pitch&#8217;s Best Blog!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is when I don&#8217;t blog. There&#8217;s been a healthy handful of work stress (some of which would have made LOVELY fodder, but then, we do like to pay our mortgage, unlike, apparently, eighty-million people).\u00a0 And frankly, as stupid and trite as it sounds, I will never be able to read a memorial (such as Paul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,39,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1473"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1474,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1473\/revisions\/1474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}