{"id":150,"date":"2005-01-07T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-07T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=150"},"modified":"2005-01-07T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-07T16:39:00","slug":"black-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=150","title":{"rendered":"Black Ice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving home last night (pre-moving adventure) I was thinking about how the conditions were primo for black ice. I&#8217;ve only had one encounter with black ice in my life, and while it scared the spittle out of me, I was unharmed.<\/p>\n<p>Minneapolis, MN. January, February, who knows, one of those months where it gets dark at 3 in the afternoon and the air is so sharp it just might shatter all around you. It&#8217;s after 9 at night and I&#8217;m driving around Lake of the Isles to get back to my apartment at the intersection of Hennepin &#038; Franklin. (I miss Liquor Lyle&#8217;s SO MUCH right now just thinking about it.) If you&#8217;ve ever been around the lakes, you know that they&#8217;ve got wide spots here and there so you can park &#038; then get out &#038; enjoy the bike trails or walking tails. Fortunately for me, no cars were parked in one of these wide spots! I hit the black ice in my little tank of a car (1986 Ford Ecort, and have we got some stories there &#8211; It almost seems prophetic that the Escort later died by fire. Fire &#038; Ice! Pat Benatar, where&#8217;d ya go?), anyway, I hit the black ice, SPUN 450 DEGREES, and came to a stop. It was like instant teacups at the fair, the spinning was so fast &#038; sudden, but fortunately my ride did not last as long. I had NO clue where I was, what direction I was facing, it was pitch black outside, and then I realized I was facing the lake! I had made a complete circle plus another 90 degrees, and was pointed westward ho! Shaking, I got my car turned in the right direction, and made it home without further incident.<\/p>\n<p>So, when I left for knit night last night, hubby said, &#8220;Watch out for black ice!&#8221; and I thought, &#8220;You can&#8217;t SEE black ice! I don&#8217;t know how to watch for it!&#8221; but I knew what he meant was, &#8220;Don&#8217;t speed demon drive the Civic because you might never be so lucky again if you hit black ice!&#8221;  There wasn&#8217;t any black ice (that I saw), but I sure was cautious. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering, I now have TWO loveseats, TWO chairs and the old sofa in my living room &#038; dining room. It&#8217;s that overstuffed-overfilled-we-need-14-cats-to-complete-this-picture look!<br \/>\n<br \/>Hopefully it will change, because if it doesn&#8217;t get done tonight? GRIN. I&#8217;m calling my guy friends tomorrow while hubby&#8217;s out of town for a meeting. Heh. I can be my own version of black ice, baby.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was driving home last night (pre-moving adventure) I was thinking about how the conditions were primo for black ice. I&#8217;ve only had one encounter with black ice in my life, and while it scared the spittle out of me, I was unharmed. Minneapolis, MN. January, February, who knows, one of those months where [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}