{"id":1527,"date":"2008-11-07T16:52:42","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T21:52:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1527"},"modified":"2008-11-07T16:52:42","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T21:52:42","slug":"everyone-remembers-their-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1527","title":{"rendered":"Everyone Remembers Their First&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and now my (relatively new) blog has gotten it&#8217;s very own troll.<\/p>\n<p>Awwwww.<\/p>\n<p>Ain&#8217;t that cute? I wonder if he lives under a bridge and eats goats on Sunday. Whups! Perhaps he just sacrifices them.<\/p>\n<p>You know, I don&#8217;t actively seek out blogs of folks I dislike, or with whom I disagree, let alone leave snide comments for those people who write such blogs to read. Yes, yes, I understand that I will never get my troll badge, operating under this principle.  The irony is that HIS blog is all blather and bravado about how you can&#8217;t be disrespectful and blah blah blah blah blah. Go home, fucknut. You will never change my mind and I am PRO CHOICE and voted for OBAMA.  (Just a little salt for your wound or your balls, whichever you happen to be licking right now.)  I don&#8217;t like holier-than-thou assclowns, and your comments will never, ever appear on my blog. Because, see, it&#8217;s MINE. That&#8217;s why this is all so cool. Speaking of cool, I DO have a fairly good little program here in WordPress, and should he persist, he shall find himself not only blocked, banned, and branded, but I&#8217;ve got his IP and all that other good stuff. Not to mention a whoooole lotta friends who have my back, combined with ninja computer skills. <\/p>\n<p>Just sayin&#8217;. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and now my (relatively new) blog has gotten it&#8217;s very own troll. Awwwww. Ain&#8217;t that cute? I wonder if he lives under a bridge and eats goats on Sunday. Whups! Perhaps he just sacrifices them. You know, I don&#8217;t actively seek out blogs of folks I dislike, or with whom I disagree, let alone leave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1528,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1527\/revisions\/1528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}