{"id":161,"date":"2005-01-11T16:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-11T21:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2005-01-11T16:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-11T21:55:00","slug":"paper-cuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"Paper Cuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I realized several years ago, after giving myself a paper cut, that I had gotten old(er). Because instead of thinking, &#8220;DAMMIT! I&#8217;m NEVER doing that again!&#8221; &#8211; I found myself thinking, &#8220;MAN that sucks and the worst part of it all: it&#8217;s going to happen to me again someday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to think part of growing wiser is one&#8217;s acceptance of the inevitable. And today, it happened again (the manila folder paper cuts, seriously, are the WORST) and I did think DAMMIT. But I know, like so many other things in life, there&#8217;s another paper cut out there, just waiting, with my name on it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I realized several years ago, after giving myself a paper cut, that I had gotten old(er). Because instead of thinking, &#8220;DAMMIT! I&#8217;m NEVER doing that again!&#8221; &#8211; I found myself thinking, &#8220;MAN that sucks and the worst part of it all: it&#8217;s going to happen to me again someday.&#8221; I&#8217;d like to think part of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}