{"id":1656,"date":"2009-01-21T11:52:45","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T16:52:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1656"},"modified":"2009-01-21T11:52:45","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T16:52:45","slug":"all-i-can-do-is-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1656","title":{"rendered":"All I Can Do Is Laugh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I got to work, about 20% of the lights were on. Apparently, we&#8217;re on the same electrical grid that the stoplight two blocks away is, as that was also out. On the plus side, this was the first time in YEARS I&#8217;ve even seen an officer directing traffic. I guess the fact it&#8217;s a five-way intersection that&#8217;s full of fail to begin with necessitated it. I did think it was funny that the police officer stayed in his car, while the traffic cop had to be the one in the middle of the street. Hierarchies everywhere.<br \/>\nSo while my computer was on, nothing else was &#8211; servers, email, internet, or really the heat, as far as I can tell. My fingers and toes and nose are all frozen solid. I used the time to go through some mail &#038; toss some stuff.<br \/>\nThen, the power came back on! Glorious! And within seconds, a jackhammer started up, right outside my wall. I don&#8217;t think this day is really going my way. But all I can do is laugh&#8230;I&#8217;m waiting for the sprinklers to come on next, and a swarm of locusts to attack on my way to the garage&#8230;..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I got to work, about 20% of the lights were on. Apparently, we&#8217;re on the same electrical grid that the stoplight two blocks away is, as that was also out. On the plus side, this was the first time in YEARS I&#8217;ve even seen an officer directing traffic. I guess the fact it&#8217;s a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[65],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}