{"id":1708,"date":"2009-03-20T13:01:03","date_gmt":"2009-03-20T18:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1708"},"modified":"2009-03-20T13:01:03","modified_gmt":"2009-03-20T18:01:03","slug":"i-cant-make-this-stuff-up-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1708","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walked in this morning after a meeting (at the rob-em-early Latte Land, no less!) and our office manager greeted me with a letter we&#8217;d gotten in the mail yesterday. She knows my sense of humor.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, indeed. This bright fellow sent out blind letters to businesses in town, offering his services. And really, even if you&#8217;re a skimmer by nature? You owe it to yourself to read every. single. word. Because if you don&#8217;t, you won&#8217;t know exactly what you&#8217;re missing.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/3371012748\/\" title=\"MrEntrepreneur-edit by plazajen, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3638\/3371012748_60b42af1e9_b.jpg\" width=\"829\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"MrEntrepreneur-edit\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, strangely, I&#8217;m sorta hungry for pizza. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walked in this morning after a meeting (at the rob-em-early Latte Land, no less!) and our office manager greeted me with a letter we&#8217;d gotten in the mail yesterday. She knows my sense of humor. Yes, indeed. This bright fellow sent out blind letters to businesses in town, offering his services. And really, even [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,33,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1708"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1709,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1708\/revisions\/1709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}