{"id":1761,"date":"2009-05-12T13:58:04","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T18:58:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1761"},"modified":"2009-05-12T13:58:23","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T18:58:23","slug":"the-dogs-of-bagfood-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1761","title":{"rendered":"The Dogs of Bagfood Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I pretty much lost my mind. I got really overwhelmed with work, and was so immersed that some of the simpler things in life became difficult to execute. For instance, I went to pick up some Thai food at lunch, had my wallet out, and after signing the slip, I just grabbed the food &amp; kept my wallet in my hand and walked up the stairs towards the door. Except I stopped, because people were calling my name, seeing how I&#8217;d left my purse on the counter. Yup. Sure, I&#8217;d have figured it out when I got to the car, since cars require keys and all, but normally, I&#8217;m not that absent-minded\/spaced out.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, that same morning, I picked up the aerosol deodorant can &#8211; that happened to be sitting right next to the can of aerosol hairspray &#8211; and proceeded to give my hair a nice big squirt of deodorant.\u00a0 And that night, I asked my husband to empty the dogs of bag food into the container. He asked me to repeat myself, and once more, I said I didn&#8217;t want to lift the dogs of bag food, and until he said it back to me (with a pregnant pause!) did I realize my mix-up.<\/p>\n<p>I allowed my inner hypochondriac five minutes to indulge in the terror of a brain tumor and have since moved on, distinguishing between hairspray and deodorant and retrieving my purse when I set it down.\u00a0 But things still feel a bit thick and fuzzy around the edges, like my brain is fifty feet above my body &amp; not always fully attached. Racing, thinking, planning, making lists.\u00a0 Part of me just wants to take a nap until mid-June, the dates and anniversaries loom on the horizon, father stuff, work deadlines, all of it. But as well-rested as I&#8217;d be, I need to go through it all, for that which does not kill us makes us stronger, and I&#8217;m still laughing and telling stories about crazy people who love to hate or who got drunk at lunch and stole a pitcher of margaritas and burst into a client meeting to offer everyone a cocktail or just making fun of myself.<\/p>\n<p>So much fodder. So little time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week, I pretty much lost my mind. I got really overwhelmed with work, and was so immersed that some of the simpler things in life became difficult to execute. For instance, I went to pick up some Thai food at lunch, had my wallet out, and after signing the slip, I just grabbed the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,23,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1761"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1764,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1761\/revisions\/1764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1761"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1761"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1761"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}