{"id":186,"date":"2005-01-25T14:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-25T19:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=186"},"modified":"2005-01-25T14:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-25T19:43:00","slug":"ooc-baby-o-o-c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"OOC, Baby, O. O. C."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OOC= Out Of Control. I wanna be the one. In control. Miss Jackson. I AM NASTY! I have tried to extricate myself from the Angry Eyes.  HOWEVER. Now, the slipshod construction in our employee bathroom is making me mad, and I am viewing this as a sign of the apocalypse.  I should not be this upset over doors that don&#8217;t close quite right, or bang open when another door shuts.  BUT COME ON.  Sometimes the only peace I find is in the quietude of the bathroom stall, and to have to worry that the door&#8217;s gonna fly open, that just jangles my nerves.  The metal box for &#8211; you know, stuff you don&#8217;t want to carry around, and need to throw away? That thing sits on the floor because it&#8217;s not installed correctly. ICKY!  The paper towel dispenser has a sharp edge on one side &#038; people have cut their hands on it. Why don&#8217;t we just re-tile with broken glass &amp; put some ammonia in the soap dispensers for good measure?<br \/>\n<br \/>It&#8217;s not my company&#8217;s fault, it&#8217;s the building&#8217;s fault. Sometimes, the lights are out. For hours. If you use the Skinny Person&#8217;s stall, which was narrowed for the OSHA handicapped stall, you crack your knee into the toilet paper dispenser. OH GOD. Don&#8217;t get me started back on those damned toilet paper dispensers.  I got so mad I almost broke it one afternoon. Thank our Merciful Father that it was working ok today, because I might have found some Herculean strength &#038; pulled the entire unit off the wall. OFF THE WALL. Michael Jackson. Great album. What happened, man? I&#8217;m disappointed in you.  And let me tell you, that is NOT THE COLUMN YOU WANNA BE IN these days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OOC= Out Of Control. I wanna be the one. In control. Miss Jackson. I AM NASTY! I have tried to extricate myself from the Angry Eyes. HOWEVER. Now, the slipshod construction in our employee bathroom is making me mad, and I am viewing this as a sign of the apocalypse. I should not be this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}