{"id":1941,"date":"2009-12-18T08:39:58","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T13:39:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=1941"},"modified":"2009-12-18T08:39:58","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T13:39:58","slug":"my-marching-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=1941","title":{"rendered":"My Marching Band"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was chatting with a couple dear friends a few days ago, and I jokingly talked about the non-existent marching band behind me. I stated there would have to be French Horns, as I looked at one friend, who looked a bit stunned, wasn&#8217;t sure why, and then I added, &#8220;And bassoons! Bassoons! Those are the two super cool instruments.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They both collapsed in laughter at me, for it seems I had uncannily and unwittingly chosen the two instruments that are NOT part of marching bands.<\/p>\n<p>Once again proving my drum major&#8217;s beat is very, very different. Perhaps we don&#8217;t march, but ride in the back of a flatbed truck?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was chatting with a couple dear friends a few days ago, and I jokingly talked about the non-existent marching band behind me. I stated there would have to be French Horns, as I looked at one friend, who looked a bit stunned, wasn&#8217;t sure why, and then I added, &#8220;And bassoons! Bassoons! Those are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[62,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1941"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1941"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1941\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1942,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1941\/revisions\/1942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}