James and I had a hilarious conversation the other night which will probably lose oodles in the transcribing.<\/p>\n
He was going to bed and was very tired; I was standing next to our bed, and saying goodnight. He said something about did I see that Kathy Bates was going to be on a tv show in the latest EWeekly? I said, Yes, I did see that, what show was it?<\/p>\n
At this point, he’s got his bipap mask on so he’s really drowsy and doesn’t want to have a big conversation. I start guessing various shows we watch.<\/p>\n
“Big Love?”<\/p>\n
shakes his head ‘no’.<\/p>\n
“24?” (no) “Big Bang Theory?” (no) “Nurse Jackie?”<\/p>\n
He makes the sign for “OK” with his thumb and finger. Now we’re playing charades. OK! OK? Nurse Jackie? (no)<\/p>\n
O? O? Zero? He’s nodding. Zero. Then he makes the sign again. O? Zero – O. Huh.<\/p>\n
He’s moving on.<\/p>\n
Draws letters in the air with his finger. Except the letters are right-ways from HIS perspective.<\/p>\n
P? NO! F? Yes!<\/p>\n
ZERO OF?! NO!<\/p>\n
Somehow we get some more letters. an I. C. E.<\/p>\n
He’s lifting his face mask to tell me this is easy. I am laughing so hard I can barely speak.<\/p>\n
NCIS?<\/p>\n
NO.<\/p>\n
Ice. Zero O O O O F<\/p>\n
Ice.<\/p>\n
My sides hurt and tears are streaming down my face, as I lean against the bed in pain. I declare I cannot understand how we watch any show named Oof Ice.<\/p>\n
Finally, exasperatedly, he tells me. The Office.<\/p>\n
Oh, yeah. The Office! OofIce!<\/p>\n
And then I made myself a small dish of Tin Roof Sundae Ice Cream and proceeded to collapse in laughter all over again. rrrrrrrrOofICECREAMSUNDAE!<\/p>\n
We’re weird, but hey. Laughter is good!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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