{"id":201,"date":"2005-02-03T09:39:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-03T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=201"},"modified":"2005-02-03T09:39:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-03T14:39:00","slug":"reason-147-why-i-am-not-a-secret-agent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=201","title":{"rendered":"Reason # 147 Why I Am Not A Secret Agent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..or a Double Agent, or a Triple-Secret Black Ops Agent.<\/p>\n<p>Two out of five nights a week, I exit the little concrete structure that connects all the parking garage levels &#8211; and I have NO IDEA where my car is. I stop. I mutter. Never mind that in most instances, a mere 4 hours earlier, I had returned from Lunch, parked the vehicle in question, and no, I do not have a Do-It-Yourself-Lobotomy Kit at my desk.  So I veer in one direction, ambling along, until I round the corner and see, no, my car is not there, therefore, logic dictates it is in the OTHER direction. Oh ho, yes, there it is. Shuffle, shuffle.<\/p>\n<p>And by that point, the Bad Guys would have caught up with me, riddled my body with bullets, and stolen all of the Crucial Documents and Computer Files.<\/p>\n<p>Agent Sidney Bristow <strong><em>ALWAYS <\/em><\/strong>knows where her ride is.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..or a Double Agent, or a Triple-Secret Black Ops Agent. Two out of five nights a week, I exit the little concrete structure that connects all the parking garage levels &#8211; and I have NO IDEA where my car is. I stop. I mutter. Never mind that in most instances, a mere 4 hours earlier, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}