{"id":2037,"date":"2010-03-10T14:17:32","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T19:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=2037"},"modified":"2010-03-10T14:17:32","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T19:17:32","slug":"facebook-win-and-facebook-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=2037","title":{"rendered":"Facebook Win&#8230; and Facebook Fail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a title=\"FBWin, FBFail by plazajen, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/plazajen\/4422396317\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2796\/4422396317_7157b099c7.jpg\" alt=\"FBWin, FBFail\" width=\"217\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>eeeyeah.<\/p>\n<p>I do enjoy Ms. Lampanelli, she pushes things right past uncomfortable, and I just love any no-holds-barred sort of humor. So to be served an ad featuring her upcoming show? Great! Win! I even clicked &#8220;like&#8221;. I&#8217;m interactive that way. ~gives you saucy marketer look~<\/p>\n<p>But then look right below it &#8211; one of the several thousand &#8220;get free products at home&#8221; ads I&#8217;ve gotten on Facebook for the past few months &#8211; usually it&#8217;s a fabulous gadget, or M&amp;Ms, or some makeup, or something relatively girly, yet fun&#8230;.. but today? Today I get Always Maxi-Pads, sitting there teasing me with their enticing &#8230;. wings. Because when I think, &#8220;Hey! I am so signing up for something that promises to give me something free and fun, like candy, or an iPhone, because I really, really think this company needs someone to to &#8220;test&#8221; their products and provide feedback to help these mom and pop companies like P&amp;G, Mars, and Apple? Dude, I have passed up all those other things in hopes that one day, I could get my feminine hygiene products for free.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>mmmm, yeah. Let me use one of thosee super-absorbent pads to wipe up all the sarcasm I&#8217;ve dripped everywhere. There&#8217;s a little Lampanelli in me, too, y&#8217;know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>eeeyeah. I do enjoy Ms. Lampanelli, she pushes things right past uncomfortable, and I just love any no-holds-barred sort of humor. So to be served an ad featuring her upcoming show? Great! Win! I even clicked &#8220;like&#8221;. I&#8217;m interactive that way. ~gives you saucy marketer look~ But then look right below it &#8211; one of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,62,82],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2037"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2039,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2037\/revisions\/2039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}