Go hook up with that buff dude, you don’t need this pasty little vampire boy. He made you a dream catcher!<\/p>\n
Oh have some pride, bitch.<\/p>\n
(Me: well, that was dramatic.)<\/p>\n
Singing: “I can’t live….if living is without Edward…”<\/p>\n
Time Passes.<\/p>\n
Get OVER it.<\/p>\n
So dramatic.<\/p>\n
(Me: She has bad dreams.)<\/p>\n
She’s got a fuckin’ dreamcatcher, get that out.<\/p>\n
(Me: She does!)
\nIt’s fuckin’ defective! Whip out the receipt, take it back!<\/p>\n
Nyuhhhh<\/p>\n
Did you see Scordo’s post on Anchovies? (hello, Mr. Distracted.)<\/p>\n
You’re freakin’ her out man, quit it!<\/p>\n
You gonna try to get in harm’s way…<\/p>\n
(Edward: Turn around)<\/p>\n
Sings: “Every now and then…”<\/p>\n
Is she on the back of his bike?<\/p>\n
RAWR he’s strong.<\/p>\n
Edward you’re fucking with her, knock it off.<\/p>\n
OHHHHHH the rock hit. You missed the rock hit. (I was on Ravelry)<\/p>\n
AW YEAH. Blood.<\/p>\n
Hell she do on her period? Shark week! Vampires all over her ass.<\/p>\n
(Me (singing): So haaard)<\/p>\n
Singing: Yeah yeah yea You know dis<\/p>\n
Love spelled backwards is love????<\/p>\n
…So, this is a long-ish movie, and I could continue to fill this entry with his commentary, but you get the drift. I hope the action picks up soon, like the last one did!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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