{"id":2337,"date":"2011-05-26T08:03:40","date_gmt":"2011-05-26T13:03:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=2337"},"modified":"2011-05-26T08:03:40","modified_gmt":"2011-05-26T13:03:40","slug":"hang-on-dorothy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=2337","title":{"rendered":"Hang on, Dorothy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone paying attention to the news lately has seen the devastation and aftermath of an F-5 tornado that hit Joplin, MO on Sunday.\u00a0 The city is about 2 &amp; 1\/2 hours south of Kansas City, and every news station in town has been broadcasting from Joplin, organizing donation efforts, even hosting on-air fundraisers and promoting blood drives. It now is the record-holder for most deadly tornado since they started keeping records.\u00a0 The images and video have just been horrendous &#8211; people in a convenience store, convinced they were going to die, shouting prayers and love; storm chasers narrating what they saw, unable to keep the panic and terror out of their voices.<\/p>\n<p>So when the skies darkened yesterday, and the light turned green, I had just thought to myself, &#8220;I probably should turn on the tv and see what&#8217;s going on,&#8221; and at that moment, the tornado sirens went off. I took the dogs and my phones down to the basement, and proceeded to have a bona fide panic attack, as reports came in of tornadoes being spotted and possibly touching down less than half a mile in two directions from our house. All of the systems were heading in our direction, and then on towards James&#8217; school. I knew he was being calm, reassuring and ever-watchful (he&#8217;s got a vast understanding of weather); I, on the other hand, was crying and freaking out with a mattress pad cover over my head.<\/p>\n<p>The dogs remained non-plussed. I got a little irritated with them for not taking the situation more seriously, though what that would look like in two laid-back black labs, I don&#8217;t know.\u00a0 They just thought my tears were nice and salty and since I was sitting on the floor, I surely should be petting both of them, all of the time.<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that the worst damage happened in Sedalia, MO &#8211; about 90 miles east of us. Fortunately there weren&#8217;t any fatalities, and homes and businesses can be rebuilt.\u00a0 Certainly my own reaction wouldn&#8217;t have been so extreme had it not been precipitated by the Joplin events, but I recalled a time when we were living in Knoxville, Iowa; I was about 3 or 4, and a tornado was on the ground. We huddled together in the basement, and I remember my father leaving us to run upstairs to look outside, and I proceeded to have a meltdown of epic proportions, certain he was going to disappear into the swirling green darkness. (He didn&#8217;t, and we were all ok.)<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m good with waiting another 40 years to feel that scared again.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to help with the disaster relief efforts, <a href=\"http:\/\/american.redcross.org\/site\/PageServer?pagename=ntld_main&amp;s_src=RSG00000E001&amp;s_subsrc=ozarkschapter\" target=\"_blank\">donations<\/a> are the best way to do that right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone paying attention to the news lately has seen the devastation and aftermath of an F-5 tornado that hit Joplin, MO on Sunday.\u00a0 The city is about 2 &amp; 1\/2 hours south of Kansas City, and every news station in town has been broadcasting from Joplin, organizing donation efforts, even hosting on-air fundraisers and promoting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,8,16,42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2337"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2339,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2337\/revisions\/2339"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}