{"id":243,"date":"2005-02-24T10:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=243"},"modified":"2005-02-24T10:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-24T15:25:00","slug":"puzzler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"Puzzler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve turned into a crazy lady, and I don&#8217;t care. So let&#8217;s get that out there and done with, right off the bat. I carry a little spiral notebook with me everywhere, because otherwise, thoughts, things I need to buy, things I need to do &#8211; all fall right out my various head holes and onto the ground and my little gnomes don&#8217;t leave the body to go and grab them again. So I jot. I scribble. I list. Sometimes it&#8217;s about things I want to blog, or things to buy at CostCo, or that I need to go buy one more button at Urban Arts &#038; Crafts. See! Right there! I&#8217;d already forgotten about that,  and I promise you, I will forget again.<\/p>\n<p>So, I will use my notebook at any point in time &#8211; even while driving. That requires a certain kind of shorthand and finesse all at once. But this is why: there was a cah-ray-zay license plate the other day and I could NOT figure out what in the hell it was supposed to be telling me.  I still can&#8217;t. So if this makes sense to you, or you have a guess, leave a comment!<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:180%;\">NONSIBI<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve turned into a crazy lady, and I don&#8217;t care. So let&#8217;s get that out there and done with, right off the bat. I carry a little spiral notebook with me everywhere, because otherwise, thoughts, things I need to buy, things I need to do &#8211; all fall right out my various head holes and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}