{"id":246,"date":"2005-02-25T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T17:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=246"},"modified":"2005-02-25T12:53:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T17:53:00","slug":"fridays-feast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Friday&#8217;s Feast!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I thought I&#8217;d move on and do another post. You try, too. Props and recognition to <a href=\"http:\/\/fridaysfeast.blogspot.com\/\">Friday&#8217;s Feast<\/a href>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Appetizer &#8211; Name something that makes you scream.<\/strong><br \/>Well. I guess that would be PHIL FUCKIN&#8217; KLINE. And bad drivers.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Soup &#8211; Who is a musician you enjoy listening to when you want to relax?<\/strong><br \/>Coldplay, Sarah McLachlan, October Project<\/p>\n<p><strong>Salad &#8211; What was the last book you purchased?<\/strong><br \/>A Treasury of Magical Knitting&#8221; by Cat Bordhi. I saw the sequel last night &#038; thought the first book had to be rockin&#8217;. Hello, my dear friend Amazon. You make it all so easy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Main Course &#8211; If you could live one day as any historical figure, who would it be, and what would you do?  <\/strong><br \/>I would be an unknown assassin who killed Adolf Hitler before he could come into power. If this is not Quantam Leap &#038; I can&#8217;t change history, then, I would be Dorothy Parker &#038; hanging out with my Algonquin Round Table chums.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dessert &#8211; Tell about a time when you were lost. Where did you end up? How long did it take you to get back to where you were going? <\/strong><br \/>Oh sweet mary. I was on a business trip, and we were going to Adamsville, TN, (you turn south just past, I kid you not, Bucksnort TN.) We left Nashville, and our puffed-ego twit account director was driving (he was wearing a scarf, and DRIVING GLOVES), and of course was in charge, as he had been to the client before. He went the wrong direction on Hwy 40. FOR AN  HOUR. We saw a lot of pretty countryside, but when three of you are squeezed in the back of a Jeep, it is not comfortable. Why rent a Jeep for five people? Because Jeep used to be his account when he was Big Time. So he only rented Jeeps. A couple of other people kept asking, &#8220;Are you sure this is the right direction?&#8221; I always called him the Bloviator. Because he wouldn&#8217;t ever SHUT UP. (Bloviate is a word: to speak or write verbosely and windily.) And I lost my temper because he tried to blame US for going the wrong direction and in one of the few instances I didn&#8217;t bite my tongue, I screamed back, &#8220;If you hadn&#8217;t been going on and on talking &#038; waving your hands TALKING the whole time, like you do in every Monday Morning Meeting this wouldn&#8217;t have HAPPENED.&#8221; Oddly enough, my outburst didn&#8217;t affect our relationship. He was just. that. self-centered.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I thought I&#8217;d move on and do another post. You try, too. Props and recognition to Friday&#8217;s Feast. Appetizer &#8211; Name something that makes you scream.Well. I guess that would be PHIL FUCKIN&#8217; KLINE. And bad drivers. Soup &#8211; Who is a musician you enjoy listening to when you want to relax?Coldplay, Sarah McLachlan, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}