{"id":247,"date":"2005-02-25T16:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T21:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2005-02-25T16:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-25T21:10:00","slug":"funniest-thing-all-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Funniest Thing All Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst getting a Diet Coke from the machine, a co-worker walks up and says, &#8220;Jennifer? Have you been to Thai Place in Westport?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had to lean on the machine, I couldn&#8217;t stop laughing, and I was certain I was being set up somehow. <\/p>\n<p>The co-worker looked confused. &#8220;What? Did (the other) Jennifer already ask you this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: &#8220;No. It&#8217;s just that I go there, like, 3x a week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And on the Thai Food Front: Whilst getting donuts this morning (I&#8217;m not sure where this 14th century English affectation is coming from, please let it blur by), I drove by the now-defunct China Spring, and it appears, in fact, that everything my former-Thai-Place waitress told me is coming true: they are under new management and opening soon. As a Thai restaurant. Peeps, having this restaurant means hot Thai food will now be available a mere 6 blocks away. They are long, irregular blocks, but all the same. A Happy Thai Dance Must Now Commence. Prithee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whilst getting a Diet Coke from the machine, a co-worker walks up and says, &#8220;Jennifer? Have you been to Thai Place in Westport?&#8221; I had to lean on the machine, I couldn&#8217;t stop laughing, and I was certain I was being set up somehow. The co-worker looked confused. &#8220;What? Did (the other) Jennifer already ask [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}