{"id":254,"date":"2005-02-27T23:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T04:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=254"},"modified":"2005-02-27T23:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-28T04:55:00","slug":"reason-183-why-i-am-not-employed-by-price-waterhouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=254","title":{"rendered":"Reason #183 Why I Am Not Employed By Price-Waterhouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, reason #1 is that I do not have any training as an accountant. <br \/>But I can pretty much guarantee if I were one of those Oscar ballot counters? <br \/>I&#8217;d be all,<br \/>(in saucy, yet conspiratorial, tones)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;WELL. You didn&#8217;t hear it from me. BUT. Let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;ll be more like &#8216;Happy Harry&#8217;, not Dirty Harry, next week.&#8221; Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And let&#8217;s hope that boxer girl remembers to thank her husband this time around.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously, reason #1 is that I do not have any training as an accountant. But I can pretty much guarantee if I were one of those Oscar ballot counters? I&#8217;d be all,(in saucy, yet conspiratorial, tones) &#8220;WELL. You didn&#8217;t hear it from me. BUT. Let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;ll be more like &#8216;Happy Harry&#8217;, not Dirty [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}