{"id":26,"date":"2004-08-22T11:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-22T16:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lawrencem94.sg-host.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2004-08-22T11:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-22T16:34:00","slug":"a-tale-of-two-bettys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plazajen.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"A Tale of Two Bettys&#8230;&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the baby shower yesterday was wonderful. It was out at the ends of the Earth, yet it was wonderful. I didn&#8217;t get a pic of the hooded baby sweater, but she loved it! Her MIL, Betty, is also a knitter, and from the stories I&#8217;ve heard, a bit wonkers. So imagine my astonishment to hear the first thing Betty says to me: &#8220;I like your style, Jennifer. You&#8217;re my kind of person.&#8221; I was terrified Julie might disown me as her friend. She can&#8217;t remember any stories she&#8217;s told her to create an opinion of me, either. Oh well! I figured one nutty Betty was going to be the max for the day. {ooooh, foreshadowing!}<\/p>\n<p>So since I was already skirting the edge of the Universe, a.k.a., Olathe, I decided to zip over to Knit-Wit &#038; see about some Koigu. That store is always BURSTING at the seams between people &#038; yarn, and they&#8217;d just gotten a huge new shipment in, so boxes spilled over with bags of yarn. Ordinarily, that&#8217;d be fun. But it was already after 2, I had a long journey home, and I just wanted some Koigu. I couldn&#8217;t find it. So I found me some Squiggle, and because the cube holding it was bursting, I ended up buying a couple of skeins (and dropping a couple more on the floor because I was afraid if I continued to try &#038; put them back, I would topple everything!) &#8211; they will be a novelty scarf. Color: Cool Jazz<br \/>\n<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/plaza_jen\/squiggle.jpg\" alt=\"Crystal Palace's Squiggle in Cool Jazz\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The only koigu they had was clearanced out, and in mostly hideous colorways or solids. Not fun. I bought one skein for a tie for James, and then picked out a couple of Waterspun skeins in a periwinkle variegated for the pigtail hat. I&#8217;ll look like a complete &#038; utter goofball in that hat, and I embrace it. I also bought some inexpensive alpaca wool in scarlet &#038; gold for that chihuahua sweater for Monica.<\/p>\n<p>So, as I&#8217;m paying, I spot this woman who looks familiar. It&#8217;s Betty the Hater! OMG! What do I do? Pelt her with skeins of yarn? Linebacker-check her into the bookcase by the door? Shout obscenities? Knit some scarlet i-cord into the letter &#8220;H&#8221; and staple it to her t-shirt? I took a page from Ghandi and paid for my stuff &#038; left.<br \/>\n<br \/>Then I went to Pier 1 &#038; cut my finger on a basket, jammed a splinter in so deep I couldn&#8217;t remove it! I bought the baskets I had picked out &#038; fled there as well. I should have gotten the &#8220;injured customer&#8221; discount, just like students get. Why do they do that? Show your student ID &#038; get 15% off! Well, I work hard for the money (oo oo, oo oo) &#038; I&#8217;d like to save! <\/p>\n<p>Today is gonna be a blur. I&#8217;ve already been to the ATM, car wash, gas station &#038; grocery store. Loads of cleaning to do, homemade pizza for dinner with Roger &#038; David, prep tomatoes for sauce for tomorrow to cook in the crock pot, uh, more cleaning, and then collapse. And the work week will begin again! Let&#8217;s hope it&#8217;s a little less cliquey &#038; little more fun this time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the baby shower yesterday was wonderful. It was out at the ends of the Earth, yet it was wonderful. I didn&#8217;t get a pic of the hooded baby sweater, but she loved it! Her MIL, Betty, is also a knitter, and from the stories I&#8217;ve heard, a bit wonkers. 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